Epic loses antitrust injunction
Published in Gaming
Monday, 12 October 2020 11:17

Epic loses antitrust injunction


Apple fanboys celebrate at the prospect of paying more money

Epic Games "did not win its preliminary injunction in its antitrust action against Apple, which would have forced Apple to allow Fortnite back onto the iPhone, iPad, and Mac".

Apple forced free ProtonMail to charge
Published in News
Friday, 09 October 2020 12:02

Apple forced free ProtonMail to charge


Even if it had been free for years

Fruity cargo cult Apple forced a free app developer to make in-app purchases (IAP) and threatened to remove the app if it told customers.

Intel, Qualcomm, Tesla against ARM–Nvidia merger
Published in PC Hardware


Exclusive:
Few others, Apple maybe

Multiple well-informed sources have informed us that there is a big uprising in Silicon Valley against the proposed Nvidia–ARM acquisition. We have spoken with people from multiple technology companies, and everyone - outside ARM and Nvidia - believes that this is bad for the industry.

Fruity cargo cult Apple pulls rivals' sound gear from shelves
Published in News


Tame Apple Press says it is a good thing

Fruity cargo cult Apple has removed headphones and speakers made by companies such as Logitech, Sonos, and Bose from its stores.

Green Apple sues recycling firm
Published in News
Monday, 05 October 2020 11:36

Green Apple sues recycling firm


When we said scrap we didn't mean repair

Fruity cargo cult Apple has sued a Canadian recycling firm which was hired by Apple to scrap about 600,000 Apple devices but ended up finding a use for 100,000 of them.

Apple orders fanboys to wipe all their data
Published in Mobiles
Monday, 05 October 2020 11:26

Apple orders fanboys to wipe all their data


..or face an increased battery drain

Fruity cargo cult Apple has confirmed several problems including "increased battery drain" for some users who upgraded their iPhone to iOS 14. But Apple's proposed solution of deleting all your personal data "sounds pretty drastic".

Apple kills the seventh-generation iPod
Published in News
Friday, 02 October 2020 12:22

Apple kills the seventh-generation iPod


Vintage and Obsolete

Apple has added the seventh-generation iPod nano to its list of Vintage and Obsolete products, officially designating the last iPod in the iconic nano lineup as "vintage".

Apple T2 security chip needed for Netflix
Published in PC Hardware
Friday, 02 October 2020 12:16

Apple T2 security chip needed for Netflix


It is the only one which can handle HEVC video fast enough

Netflix says that Apple fanboys who want to see its 4K HDR on a Mac will have to invest in the Apple T2 Security chip even though the tech has been standard for years.

Apple Card shuts down an accountant
Published in News
Friday, 02 October 2020 12:14

Apple Card shuts down an accountant


Superior software issues on Apple card

The fruity cargo cult Apple has forced an accountant company off the grid after the superior software on Apple Pay mislabelled AT&T bills as payments to the outfit.

Apple accused of legal delaying tactics
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 30 September 2020 11:57

Apple accused of legal delaying tactics


Wants to gain a more dominant share of the watch market 

Fruity cargo cult Apple has been acussed of using legal skullduggery to corner the watch market using stolen tech.