Already loosening up restrictions

Fruity cargo cult Apple seems to be panicking that a court will rule against its glorious app store business model and is trying to loosen things up.

Which only hurts its rivals

While the chip shortage is canning Apple’s rivals, the fruity cargo cult is laughing all the way to the bank, according to a new report from Wave7.

More embarrassment from the antitrust court case

While fruity cargo cult Apple was lecturing the world about user privacy it was secretly scanning iCloud Mail for kiddie porn without telling anyone.

Gotta be the best at everything

Fruity cargo cult Apple’s anti-fraud chief Eric Friedman admitted the company is the “greatest platform for distributing child porn”.

Well, it is software what do you expect?

The fruity cargo cult Apple has created a major headache for fanboys with a small update.

Claims that the delta variant is to blame

Fruity cargo cult Apple has once again delayed a move to drag its drones back into the spaceship to receive programming from middle managers and attend endless meetings.

All part of the service

Apple routinely censors references to Chinese politicians, dissidents and other topics in its engraving service.

All those Tame Apple Press reporters could be vulnerable

While Apple has the unanalysed love of most of the press, the Freedom of the Press Foundation is worried they could be invulnerable due to Jobs’ Mob’s scanning of its iCloud.

Loses Optis case

Fruity cargo cult Apple did not invent the technology used in its iPhones, iPads, and Watches and flouted technology developed by Optis, a court has ruled.

We thought we didn't do that sort of thing

Apple's move to scan its cloud for kiddie porn has managed to upset Apple staff who are concerned that the outfit is breaking its own privacy policies.