Apple admits it uses Sony image sensors
Published in News
Wednesday, 14 December 2022 11:43

Apple admits it uses Sony image sensors


Just in case that kept you up all night 

Apple traditionally does not say what components it slaps under the bonnet of its iPhone cash cow, so the Tame Apple Press was surprised that its CEO Tim Cook revealed on a trip to Japan that it uses Sony image sensors.

Apple cannibalises watch with its mighty ring
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 13 December 2022 10:35

Apple cannibalises watch with its mighty ring


One ring to rule them

Fruity cargo cult Apple has worked out a way to make its watch redundant as a health app by replacing it with a censor ring that relays the data to the iPhone.

Apple “permits” staff to complain about workplace harassment and discrimination
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Lucky them

Apple will no longer bar employees from speaking out about workplace harassment and discrimination issues.

Tame Apple Press finally admits Apple car is going to be disappointing
Published in Transportation


If it ever happens

The Tame Apple Press has been insisting for years that Apple is going to make a car, with the latest date being suggested as 2026.  But now it seems that it has to front up to the fact that the car might just be expensive and disappointing.

Apple told to pull its finger out on USB-C
Published in News
Friday, 09 December 2022 12:10

Apple told to pull its finger out on USB-C


It has until December 2024

Apple has been told that it has until December 2024 to get rid of its Lightning sockets or face the music.

iCloud finally gets end-to-end encryption
Published in News
Thursday, 08 December 2022 09:57

iCloud finally gets end-to-end encryption


We didn't want to upset the Chinese

Fruity cargo cult Apple is finally getting its security act together to lock governments out of its iCloud.

Apple sued for helping stalkers
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 07 December 2022 11:38

Apple sued for helping stalkers


AirTag's comedy security had serious implications

Two women are suing Apple saying that the outfit's security on its AirTag devices were used by their former partners to stalk them.

Apple's self-driving electric car will need a human driver
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A super-cool feature that no one else has invented 

Fruity cargo-cult Apple will try to flog a "super-cool" self-driving electric car with the unique feature not thought of by those in the car industry -- its cars will use a human to drive them.

SWAT team looking for a stolen iPhone swoops in on retired postal worker
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Faith in Apple tech wasted cash and risked lives

A Denver detective lead a SWAT team into a retired woman's home to rescue what he believed was a stolen iPhone 11.

Apple finally pays out for dodgy butterfly keyboards
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Better late than never 

Fruity cargo cult Apple has finally agreed to pay compensation for the users of its dodgy butterfly keyboard experience after denying that it had done anything wrong.