Farrell escapes from Apple tyranny
Published in News
Wednesday, 08 April 2015 11:52

Farrell escapes from Apple tyranny


Apple stuck a Farrell in charge of Apple quality... what could possibly go wrong?

The Tame Apple Press is stunned after it was revealed that a Farrell has escaped from Apple custody after he had been put in charge of Apple's quality.

Apple faces Swiss Army knife
Published in Wearables
Wednesday, 08 April 2015 11:24

Apple faces Swiss Army knife


A watch which removes stones from horse's hooves

It appears that everyone is making a watch these days – other than Apple of course, which is yet to release its out-of-date effort.  The latest manufacturer to throw its hat into the ring is the maker of Swiss Army knives.

Aluminium charges in a minute
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 08 April 2015 11:05

Aluminium charges in a minute


Could replace lithium-ion batteries

A team of US boffins have emerged from their smoke filled labs claiming that they have a replacement for lithium-ion batteries

Semiconductor sales up eight percent
Published in News
Tuesday, 07 April 2015 14:04

Semiconductor sales up eight percent


Intel still the market leader shokka

Sales of semiconductors were up eight per cent and reached $340bn according to a report by analyst house Gartner.

Microsoft releases Lumia 640 in UK
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 07 April 2015 13:05

Microsoft releases Lumia 640 in UK


Just £169.99 for full Windows

Microsoft has released the Lumia 640 and Lumia 640 XL, two new budget-friendly additions to its Windows Phone range.

M3 computer claims to be the world's smallest
Published in Mobiles


Size of a rice grain

The Michigan Micro Mote, or the M3, has been released and its makers claim that it is the smallest in the world.

Samsung saved by display and chip business
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Hopes the Galaxy will save it

Samsung just released its financial performance for the first quarter of the year and while it beat the rather poor expectations of the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street there is not too much to be happy about.

Intel might be hiding mobile loses
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 07 April 2015 11:51

Intel might be hiding mobile loses


Chipzilla denies it

It appears that Chipzilla has worked out a cunning plan to prevent people worrying about all the money it is losing trying to buy its way into the mobile market.

Nvidia wins patent round against rival chipmakers
Published in News


Early days yet

Nvidia is claiming a victory in its patent case against Samsung and Qualcomm in the US after an International Trade Commission has returned a pretrial claim construction ruling that it claims favours the outfit.

Nintendo tries to screw money out of reviewers again
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You pay for our advert

Computer gaming outfit Nintendo, whose toilet themed games consoles are flushing down the loo have thought it a natty idea to try and screw cash out of you-tube reviewers.