Fujitsu denies PC ninjutsu
Published in News
Wednesday, 16 November 2016 12:12

Fujitsu denies PC ninjutsu


We are not bumping off PCs

Fujitsu has denied exiting the PC market despite chatting to Chinese rival Lenovo about selling its devices unit.

AMD readies Zen’s server software
Published in Processors
Tuesday, 15 November 2016 14:26

AMD readies Zen’s server software


ROCm writes and compile parallel programs

AMD has released the latest version of its ROCm software tools which make it easier to write and compile parallel programs for its new Zen GPUs and CPUs.

IPhone 7 might have a heating problem
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 15 November 2016 13:50

IPhone 7 might have a heating problem


Don’t expect a recall

Apple appears to be trying to copy Samsung by having its iPhone 7s catch fire.

New smartwatch works by body power
Published in Wearables
Tuesday, 15 November 2016 12:40

New smartwatch works by body power


Which means it would be useless for us

Boffins have emerged from their smoke-filled labs with a new smartwatch which is powered by movement.

Google cars can manage three-point turns
Published in News
Tuesday, 15 November 2016 12:14

Google cars can manage three-point turns


Now officially better than Bulgarian drivers

Google has said that it has finally got its self-driving cars programmed to do perfect three point turns.

Apple’s plans for digital glasses start to leak
Published in Wearables


Will connect to iPhones


Fruity cargo cult Apple has started to leak out information on its digital glasses project.

Vodafone does well thanks to Italy and Germany
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 15 November 2016 11:43

Vodafone does well thanks to Italy and Germany


Europe looking good

In a slap in the face for Brexit, British mobile phone outfit Vodafone reported a better-than-expected 4.3 percent rise in core earnings in the first half of the year, helped by improving trading in big European markets like Germany and Italy.

China grabs Trump by the Apples
Published in News
Tuesday, 15 November 2016 11:37

China grabs Trump by the Apples


Jobs' Mob will suffer in any trade war 

The Chinese government has threatened to ban iPhones and US cars from China if 'naive' Donald Trump starts a trade war with the glorious People’s Republic.

Apple keeps iPad’s functionality
Published in News
Monday, 14 November 2016 12:49

Apple keeps iPad’s functionality


No one is buying them anyway

Fruity tax-dodging cargo cult Apple has not extended its “charge more for less” policy onto its iPads.

LG sells 200,000 V20s
Published in Mobiles
Monday, 14 November 2016 12:34

LG sells 200,000 V20s


In just 10 days


LG’s V20 is doing rather well, with more than 200,000 of them leaping off shelves worldwide.