UK coppers look to AI to predict where tea leafs will scarper to next
Published in News


Sat nav based system

UK coppers might get a satnav-style system which will predict where a fugitive will head before they have worked it out themselves.

Apple broke iOS6 to force iOS7 upgrade
Published in Mobiles
Monday, 06 February 2017 12:33

Apple broke iOS6 to force iOS7 upgrade


Class action


The fruity tax-dodging cargo-cult Apple borked its iOS 6 operating system to force users to upgrade to iOS 7, a US court has been told.

Mozilla will need rust
Published in News
Monday, 06 February 2017 12:29

Mozilla will need rust


Because it never sleeps


The big cheeses at the Mozzarella foundation have decided that its Firefox browser will need rust to work.

IDC charts tablets’ demise
Published in Mobiles
Friday, 03 February 2017 14:15

IDC charts tablets’ demise


From Apple cheerleaders to “realists”

Beancounters at IDC have added up some numbers and divided them by their shoe size and worked out that they really cocked up when they believed Apple’s propaganda that tablets were “game changers”.

Cook defends his Qualcomm lawsuit
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Friday, 03 February 2017 13:08

Cook defends his Qualcomm lawsuit


We had no choice


The fruity tax-dodging convicted cartel leader Tim Cook has been climbing on his high horse to claim that Apple was morally bound to sue Qualcomm.

Nvidia locks down games
Published in Games
Friday, 03 February 2017 12:52

Nvidia locks down games


Making friends and influencing people


Nvidia has decided to impress its customers by blocking them from giving away or selling bundled games – after all punters love it when you tell them what to do with something they have bought.

Uber boss gives up on Trump
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Friday, 03 February 2017 12:20

Uber boss gives up on Trump


Bows to staff requests


Uber’s Travis Kalanick has bowed to his staff requests and left President Donald (Prince of Orange’s) Trump’s advisory council.

China expands AMOLED production
Published in News
Friday, 03 February 2017 12:17

China expands AMOLED production


Because you can never have enough moles


China seems to expanding its AMOLED capacity, according to Digitimes Research.

Firefox gives up on connected devices
Published in News
Friday, 03 February 2017 11:31

Firefox gives up on connected devices


Lays off 50 people and lays down

Big Cheeses at the Mozzarella Foundation have given up on connected devices and have eliminated the team connected to bring the browser to the internet of things.

Windows 10 DRM exposes Tor users
Published in News
Friday, 03 February 2017 11:28

Windows 10 DRM exposes Tor users

Better to stick to Linux

If you want to use the Tor browser safely to avoid your local government seeing your doings it is probably not a good idea to use Windows 10.