Cleaning Robot Fires first shots in robot wars
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Attacks woman for being dirty

The rise of the machines has started and apparently the Robots have shot first.

Samsung changes its privacy policy
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Monday, 09 February 2015 12:56

Samsung changes its privacy policy


All your Telly chat can be seen

Telly maker Samsung has just changed its privacy policy to make sure all your television chat is shared with the world.

Tesla poaches staff from Apple
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Monday, 09 February 2015 12:52

Tesla poaches staff from Apple


Dropping them in hot water does seem appropriate

If your Tesla car suddenly runs out of battery or catching fire, then you might want to ponder this bit of information --- Tesla is poaching staff from Apple.

UK mulls internet Asbos to trolls
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Monday, 09 February 2015 12:49

UK mulls internet Asbos to trolls


Because real Asbos worked so well

The UK's Tory government is thinking about dishing out 'Internet asbos' to people who spread racial hatred on sites like Twitter and Facebook.

Pascal quits after Sony hack
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Friday, 06 February 2015 12:26

Pascal quits after Sony hack


High profile exit

It seems that the Japanese co-chairman of Sony Pictures Entertainment Amy Pascal has been required to take the fall for the Sony hack.

Not many GeForce GTX 970 returns
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Friday, 06 February 2015 12:16

Not many GeForce GTX 970 returns


So that is all right then

Despite the fact that AMD has dropped its prices to make Nvidia uncomfortable, and that the press is making the Green Goblins life a misery, the actual returns of the GeForce GTX 970 product are pretty low.

Samsung plans more letters of the alphabet
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Friday, 06 February 2015 12:10

Samsung plans more letters of the alphabet


The Letter S is sooo last year

While Samsung has been cutting back on the number of shiny toys it is making available to the consumer this year, it seems it is expanding it Galaxy Tab range.

Google redesigns Glass
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Friday, 06 February 2015 11:41

Google redesigns Glass


Wants to remove the 1970s serial killer look

Google has worked out that the reason that its Glass product was never going to work was because it they made you look like you were an axe murderer on their way to their part-time job as a stalker of women.

Sharp not flogging overseas factories
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Friday, 06 February 2015 11:31

Sharp not flogging overseas factories


Mexican standoff

Sharp said it is not planning to flog any of its overseas factories after the dark satanic rumour mill manufactured a hell on earth yarn that it planned to sell its TV manufacturing plant in Mexico next year.

Twitter sucks at troll tackling
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Thursday, 05 February 2015 13:26

Twitter sucks at troll tackling


Better at dwarf tossing

Twitter's chief executive has admitted that the social media site is pants at dealing with abuse reported by users.