Google abandons Pixel C
Published in Notebooks
Friday, 29 December 2017 12:02

Google abandons Pixel C


Tame Apple Press celebrates

Google has finally given up on its Pixel C flagship tablet.

Apple says sorry for “misunderstanding” over phone throttling
Published in Mobiles


All a terrible misunderstanding

Apple has just published a letter to customers saying sorry for throttling older phones which might have dodgy batteries without telling them.

McAfee has his phone hacked
Published in Mobiles
Friday, 29 December 2017 11:46

McAfee has his phone hacked


Blames Twitter

Security expert and internet personality John McAfee has had his Twitter account hacked and used to promote lesser known cryptocurrencies.

Italians now own Steve Jobs
Published in News
Friday, 29 December 2017 11:29

Italians now own Steve Jobs


You toucha our brand we breaka your face

Apple no longer owns the right to Steve Jobs’ name after a landmark trademark dispute in Italy.

Apple prepares to enter Saudi Arabia
Published in News
Thursday, 28 December 2017 13:04

Apple prepares to enter Saudi Arabia


Fundamentalist religious cult with too much money enters Saudi Arabia

Apple is in licensing discussions with Riyadh on investing in Saudi Arabia and turning the region into a Mecca for Apple goods.

Google's talking AI sounds human
Published in News
Thursday, 28 December 2017 12:15

Google's talking AI sounds human


Robots of the future will sound like us

The concept of a robot which sounds artificial is enshrined in science fiction, but the reality will probably be robots who sound more like humans.

Vietnam deploys cyberwarriors
Published in News
Thursday, 28 December 2017 11:56

Vietnam deploys cyberwarriors


Declaring war on wrongful views

Vietnam is deploying a 10,000 strong military cyber warfare unit to combat what the government sees as a growing threat of "wrongful views" proliferating on the internet.

HTC might be winding down its smartphone business
Published in Mobiles


Slashing phone numbers

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn claiming that HTC is slowly pulling out of the smartphone business.

Samsung Galaxy Note 8 has battery problem
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 28 December 2017 11:01

Samsung Galaxy Note 8 has battery problem


Tame Apple Press claims it is just copying Apple again

While the iPhone has been suffering from battery problems, thanks mostly to Jobs' Mob's throttling of users for their own good, the Tame Apple Press has been focusing on the rival Samsung Galaxy Note 8, which appears to have problems of its own.

HBM2  becoming more popular
Published in Memory
Thursday, 28 December 2017 10:47

HBM2 becoming more popular


Thanks to Nvidia and AMD

Beancounters at Digitimes Research have added up some numbers and divided them by their shoe size and worked out that HBM2 (second-generation high bandwidth memory) have been becoming more popular.