New Apple TV will not stream 4K
Published in News
Monday, 06 April 2015 14:15

New Apple TV will not stream 4K


Cutting edge? Not likely

Fruity cargo cult Apple has decided that there is no point being cutting edge and expensive when you can peddle old technology and still charge an arm and a leg.

Coppers find hackers too hard to catch
Published in News
Monday, 06 April 2015 13:55

Coppers find hackers too hard to catch


Only one hacker a month arrested

Despite 100,000 cyber crimes being committed every year UK coppers only caught 12 hackers.

Intel boss banked $11.2 million last year
Published in News


You get what you pay for

Intel chief executive Brian Krzanich made $11.2 million in total compensation in 2014.

Tame Apple Press tries to give Samsung bendgate
Published in Mobiles


Fails

The Tame Apple Press desperate to prove that the technologically superior Galaxy S6 had the same bending problem as Apple's iPhone 6 might have bitten off more than it could chew.

GlobalFoundries surprises with 14nm announcement
Published in Processors


Thanks to Samsung

GlobalFoundries has started its ramp up in production of 14nm technology and it is mostly thanks to its partnership with Samsung.

Sharp sword to LCD production
Published in News
Monday, 06 April 2015 11:12

Sharp sword to LCD production


Wants government investment

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn that loss-making Japanese electronics maker Sharp is planning to spin off its LCD panel business.

Beware Three's Italian Android apps
Published in News
Monday, 06 April 2015 10:45

Beware Three's Italian Android apps


Adjusts contracts with an offer you can’t refuse

Italian telco Three has been distributing an Android app which adjusts its customer contracts to more expensive options and then refuses to offer refunds.

Apple iPad is five years old
Published in Mobiles
Friday, 03 April 2015 13:46

Apple iPad is five years old


And is still Grot

In a 1970s comedy show The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin the lead character tried desperately to fail by going into a business which sold used cardboard boxes and square hola hoops.

Leaked pictures everywhere
Published in Mobiles
Friday, 03 April 2015 12:32

HTC One M9 leaks were right on the money


We were looking at real snaps

For a while there have been leaked images  of the upcoming HTC One M9 Plus and it has turned out that they are mostly right.

Intel forced to buy Altera
Published in News
Friday, 03 April 2015 12:00

Intel forced to buy Altera


Or Wall Street will kick it to death

While there are some that do not believe that Intel will have to press ahead with its rumoured buy out of rival Altera, there are signs that it might not have a choice.