Cutting edge? Not likely
Fruity cargo cult Apple has decided that there is no point being cutting edge and expensive when you can peddle old technology and still charge an arm and a leg.
Only one hacker a month arrested
Despite 100,000 cyber crimes being committed every year UK coppers only caught 12 hackers.
You get what you pay for
Intel chief executive Brian Krzanich made $11.2 million in total compensation in 2014.
The Tame Apple Press desperate to prove that the technologically superior Galaxy S6 had the same bending problem as Apple's iPhone 6 might have bitten off more than it could chew.
Thanks to Samsung
GlobalFoundries has started its ramp up in production of 14nm technology and it is mostly thanks to its partnership with Samsung.
Wants government investment
The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn that loss-making Japanese electronics maker Sharp is planning to spin off its LCD panel business.
Adjusts contracts with an offer you can’t refuse
Italian telco Three has been distributing an Android app which adjusts its customer contracts to more expensive options and then refuses to offer refunds.
And is still Grot
In a 1970s comedy show The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin the lead character tried desperately to fail by going into a business which sold used cardboard boxes and square hola hoops.
We were looking at real snaps
For a while there have been leaked images of the upcoming HTC One M9 Plus and it has turned out that they are mostly right.