Apple pays out on Siri suit
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Wednesday, 20 April 2016 12:25

Apple pays out on Siri suit


Yeah we didn’t invent that

Apple has admitted that it did not invent some key technology behind Siri and paid Dynamic Advances who owned the rights to the technology.

Apple’s Siri didn’t get the security email
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The one where it was supposed to be unhackable

Fruity cargo cult Apple has been telling the world that its phones are so unhackable that it needs to re-write the operating system. Already the FBI has proved that wrong, but it seems that Siri is a backdoor making a mockery of Apple’s security.

Apple in internal battle over privacy
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Monday, 21 March 2016 12:20

Apple in internal battle over privacy


Needs the money


While the fruity cargo cult is publically fighting against the FBI over privacy concerns, it is facing an internal battle using data for advertising.

iPhone 6S will have a September 9 birth
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Friday, 28 August 2015 10:35

iPhone 6S will have a September 9 birth


Hi Siri give us a hint

Apple has announced that it is going to announce something big. 

Siri joins the 9/11 conspiracy
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Thursday, 25 June 2015 12:00

Siri joins the 9/11 conspiracy


Lizard on Board

Fruity cargo cult Apple is apparently part of the Lizard inspired illuminati cover-up of the 9/11 terrorist plot.

Monday, 28 July 2014 10:44

Bing bangs Siri



Advert claims that Siri is out-of-date

Friday, 27 December 2013 11:28

Apple plans improvements to overhyped Siri



Siri how can I make you work?

Monday, 22 April 2013 09:39

Apple in hot water over Siri



Stores your voice for two years

Tuesday, 11 September 2012 18:45

Intel shows Siri-like feature for notebooks

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IDF 2012: Understands foreign names, finally

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Google I/O 2012: Google Now is Google's Siri