Chinese to deploy Daleks as police
Published in News
Thursday, 28 April 2016 11:07

Chinese to deploy Daleks as police


What could possibly go wrong?

The Chinese National Defense University has been showing off its first police robot which looks a lot like one of Dr Who’s Daleks with its plunger taken away.

Apple already made cops an iOS backdoor
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 18 February 2016 11:18

Apple already made cops an iOS backdoor


It is just not what you think

The Fruity cargo cult Apple is getting a pat on the back from privacy people for its stand against helping the US cops with their inquiries, however what is being missed from the story is that outfit already allows coppers access to its iOS operating system.

UK coppers call on hackers
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Tuesday, 15 December 2015 15:07

UK coppers call on hackers


We know what you are thinking

UK coppers have hit on a novel idea of scaring the bejesus out of hackers by popping around for a nice cup of tea and a chocky biscuit.

Siri joins the 9/11 conspiracy
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Thursday, 25 June 2015 12:00

Siri joins the 9/11 conspiracy


Lizard on Board

Fruity cargo cult Apple is apparently part of the Lizard inspired illuminati cover-up of the 9/11 terrorist plot.

Coppers find hackers too hard to catch
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Monday, 06 April 2015 13:55

Coppers find hackers too hard to catch


Only one hacker a month arrested

Despite 100,000 cyber crimes being committed every year UK coppers only caught 12 hackers.

Thursday, 30 October 2014 14:19

Police turn to software fortune telling

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We will arrest you on the basis of our software

Tuesday, 25 September 2012 10:02

Foxconn reopens rioting plant

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Bugs Bunny said to be the culprit

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Run before beta testing starts

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Inquiry into arrests

Thursday, 28 June 2012 10:30

Megaupload raid warrant turns out invalid

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Judge says