Because being bigger has already been done
Fruity Cargo Cult Apple thinks that it will steal a march on its competitors by making its iPhone too small for Apple fanboy’s fat pudgy fingers to tap out a message.
Better late than never
Fruity Cargo cult Apple is so desperate for ideas it is trying to update itself using OLED technology from its rival Samsung which is used in most high-end Android smartphones.
Even Wired seems to think so
Apple is losing its music fanbase thanks to some rather silly decisions and even the Tame Apple Press is agreeing that it is happening.
Claims Apple is the King of Smartwatches
The Tame Apple Press is doing its best to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat over the failure of the iWatch to meet the hype.
VW of tech too late to think big
Jumping on the phablet bandwagon years behind the rest of the market cost the VW of tech, Apple, big dollars, so now it is rumoured to be thinking small in a bid to claw back its “innovation” image.
Strategy Analytics says it has not been this bad since 2009.
Global smartphone sales are slowing down and while the Tame Apple Press is ignoring that even Jobs’ Mob is being effected, it seems that the industry is as bad as it was in 2009.
Who is copying whom?
The Tame Apple Press has been attacking HTC claiming that its HTC One A9 looks exactly like the iPhone, however the outfit is claiming that it is really the other way around.
And the Titanic was unsinkable
Fruity cargo cult Apple has claimed in court that the new version of its iOS is completely unhackable and even it does not know how to do it.
Older phones suffer despite updates
It would appear that iOS9 was all about forcing users of old iPhone5s to upgrade to something more pointless and expensive.