Apple denied a refund to a bloke for the craziest reason
Published in Mobiles


Prove to us you are not a zombie dictator from Babylon 

Apple has come up with a wizard wheeze to stop people claiming refunds on its overpriced products. It is demanding that you prove that you are not a dead dictator.

Angry French Apple customer escapes Jail
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 27 October 2016 12:01

Angry French Apple customer escapes Jail


Smashing but expensive time


The French Apple customer who became an internet sensation with his rather clear view of Apple products has avoided going to jail for smashing the shiny gear with his balls of steel.

Check out the Cosmic Watch
Published in Reviews
Wednesday, 26 October 2016 19:36

Check out the Cosmic Watch

Set your controls for the heart of the sun

I was recently invited to take a look at what’s turned out to be a really neat app.

Apple tanks
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 26 October 2016 11:04

Apple tanks


Apple sees first sales decline since 2001

The shine has finally come off the tax-dodging fruity cargo cult Apple and no amount of spinning is saving it.

iPhone 7 suffers from a bad case of Intel modems
Published in Mobiles


Intel modems not that hot

It seems that a row is brewing between Apple fanboys who were given a phone with an Intel modem and those who have something from Qualcomm instead.

iPhone 6 class action starts
Published in Mobiles
Monday, 10 October 2016 11:30

iPhone 6 class action starts


We don't normally like using the word class and Apple being in the same sentence

While the Tame Apple Press is peddling the iPhone 7, a class action has begun over a serious fault in the previous generation.

Apple pulls app and accuses developer of fraud
Published in Mobiles


Crime of changing your account details

Fruity tax-dodging cargo cult Apple has an odd way of supporting developers who prop up its app store.

Apple A10's 16nm FinFET is a surprise
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 06 October 2016 13:18

Apple A10's 16nm FinFET is a surprise


As Snapdragon 830 is 10nm

We are quite surprised that few people concentrated on one of the major downsides of the Apple iPhone 7 and 7 Plus – its clunky quad core A10 Chip. Far from being cutting edge, Apple is using 16nm and not the 10nm manufacturing process as many expected. Most of its competitors will soon announce their 10nm SoC.

"Exploding" iPhone puts fanboy in ER
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 04 October 2016 13:56

"Exploding" iPhone puts fanboy in ER

Exploding? No it is just expanding

The incredible hissing iPhone 7 is taking its hatred of Apple fanboys to a new level – it has started exploding and putting them in hospital.

Apple fanboy spends fortune on iPhone 7s for dog
Published in News
Wednesday, 21 September 2016 13:34

Apple fanboy spends fortune on iPhone 7s for dog


Dog likes a phone that hisses at him

The son of China’s richest man, and probably the wealthiest Apple fanboy in the world, has spent a fortune buying eight iPhones for his dog.