Smartphone sales growth drops to six year low
Published in Mobiles


Strategy Analytics says it has not been this bad since 2009.


Global smartphone sales are slowing down and while the Tame Apple Press is ignoring that even Jobs’ Mob is being effected, it seems that the industry is as bad as it was in 2009.

Apple cloned our designs moans HTC
Published in Mobiles
Friday, 23 October 2015 13:39

Apple cloned our designs moans HTC


Who is copying whom?

The Tame Apple Press has been attacking HTC claiming that its HTC One A9 looks exactly like the iPhone, however the outfit is claiming that it is really the other way around.

Apple claims new iPhone is unhackable
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 21 October 2015 10:12

Apple claims new iPhone is unhackable


And the Titanic was unsinkable


Fruity cargo cult Apple has claimed in court that the new version of its iOS is completely unhackable and even it does not know how to do it.

iOS 9 screen freezes continue
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Monday, 12 October 2015 14:37

iOS 9 screen freezes continue


Older phones suffer despite updates

It would appear that iOS9 was all about forcing users of old iPhone5s to upgrade to something more pointless and expensive.

Chinese Malware can hit any iPhone
Published in News
Monday, 05 October 2015 15:29

Chinese Malware can hit any iPhone


Vaults over the Jobs' Great Wall 

iOS malware capable of attacking both non-jailbroken and jailbroken iPhones has surfaced making Jobs' Mob's walled garden defences null and void.

iOS 9.0.2 is out
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Friday, 02 October 2015 11:11

iOS 9.0.2 is out


Fixes multiple instabilities and crashes

Apple has tried to fix the mess it made with iOS 9.0.1 and repair the major instability we experienced first hand by issuing version 9.0.2

TV news takes a turn for the worst
Published in News
Tuesday, 29 September 2015 15:09

TV news takes a turn for the worst


Apple fanboys replace real cameras with iPhones

There is always a great danger when an Apple fanboy gets control of a hardware budget and a Swiss television station is going to find out the hard way.

Analyst claims that Apple fanboys like pink
Published in Mobiles
Friday, 25 September 2015 14:07

Analyst claims that Apple fanboys like pink


We were wrong

When Apple released a pink iPhone6, how we laughed – but it turns out that Apple fanboys can't get enough of pink.

Apple update bricks older phones
Published in Mobiles
Monday, 21 September 2015 12:10

Apple update bricks older phones


You do have to wipe everything

Fruity cargo cult Apple has continued its war on customers who don't upgrade by bricking older phones until customers restore them to factory settings.

Outcry as Navy orders Apple fanboys to smash their phones
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Security threat

The Tame Apple Press is furious after Royal Thai Navy ordered a bunch of useless seamen to smash their iPhones and then videoed the whole thing as a warning to others.