Let's make our phone look like a handgun
While a big chunk of Americans don't believe Darwin's theories, it seems that Apple fanboys are doing their best to remove themselves from the genepool.
You can't afford us any more, see ya
While Greece is worried about having to give all their cash to the Germans, at least they will not have to worry about its citizens wasting their money on Apple's latest musical gimmick.
This time on purpose
While Apple was rightly mocked for releasing a phone which could bend easier than a Romanian gymnast it seems that the Knight of the Rounded Rectangle Sir Johnny Ives thinks it was a pretty super cool idea.
Just like its users
Taiwan's top Apple analyst has released a prediction that the next iPhones will be thicker than the last—0.2 mm thicker.
Perspective they have heard of it
The standards of the world have slipped to such a state that most Apple fanboys would actually risk death to protect the shiny toys.
Gold always believe in your soul
The Tame Apple Press is mocking a PR own goal commented by HTC during the launch of its football themed gold smartphone.
Security was not expecting an SMS
Jobs' Mob security hit another low point this week after it was revealed that it forgot that hackers can use SMS to take down a phone.
Jobs Mob can't get broadcasters
Fruity cargo cult Apple's attempt to enter the set-top market is fast going the way of Intel's failed attempt.
They know something that Tame Apple Press doesn't
The dumping of Apple shares by top hedge funds is continuing to gather speed and now even the Tame Apple Press is noticing.