Apple’s clownlike programming strikes again
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 28 November 2017 12:47

Apple’s clownlike programming strikes again


Forgets the true meaning of IT


The fruity cargo cult Apple has had another programming triumph on the autocorrect of its iOS.

Study confirms new iOS is a battery vampire
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 26 September 2017 12:08

Study confirms new iOS is a battery vampire


iOS is robbery, assault on battery

A study conducted by security research firm Wandera has confirmed that iOS 11 is causing iPhone and iPad batteries to drain twice as fast.

Apple knowingly released new macOS High Sierra,with a zero-day bug
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Apple fanboy reveals that his favourite company is security nightmare

Fruity cargo-cult Apple has released its macOS High Sierra desktop and notebook operating system in the full knowledge that it has a zero day bug which allows hackers to steal password details.

Researchers bypass iOS activation lock
Published in Notebooks
Saturday, 03 December 2016 00:05

Researchers bypass iOS activation lock


Affects latest release iOS 10.1.1

Two researchers from India and Germany have discovered a way to bypass Apple’s iOS activation lock that prevents unauthorized use of the company’s mobile devices when they are marked as lost.

Apple’s update creates poor battery health
Published in News
Tuesday, 29 November 2016 12:24

Apple’s update creates poor battery health


Software genius


Fruity tax-dodging cargo-cult Apple’s new iOS update shows its software superiority once again after Jobs’ Mob issued the update without testing it properly with its own applications.

How Apple kept a zero day iOS vulnerability secret for six months
Published in News


Issued a fix which did not work

Apple gamed Google’s Project Zero team into sitting on a kernel exploit in Apple’s Apple’s OSX and its mobile operating system iOS for months.

The death of the BlackBerry might save the OS
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 06 October 2016 12:15

The death of the BlackBerry might save the OS


Company wants to licence it

The death of the BlackBerry hardware might mean that there is life in the operating system.

Apple made its passwords easier to hack
Published in Mobiles
Monday, 26 September 2016 14:23

Apple made its passwords easier to hack


A new feature

Security experts have warned that a new feature in iOS has made it a lot easier for passwords to be hacked.

Apple stuffs up its iOS Alarm clock function
Published in News
Monday, 19 September 2016 13:27

Apple stuffs up its iOS Alarm clock function


Why can’t Apple programmers tell the time?

One of the most basic projects in high school programming is to build computer clocks and yet despite this, the genii at Apple consistently fail at doing it.

iOS 10 bricks iPhones
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 14 September 2016 11:40

iOS 10 bricks iPhones


Super cool new feature

Apple fanboys are rushing over themselves to download the latest iOS 10 operating system which has a unique new super, cool function which bricks their iPhone.