Tag Heuer can’t keep up with demand
Published in Wearables
Monday, 07 December 2015 12:01

Tag Heuer can’t keep up with demand


There is a market after all

Luxury watchmaker Tag Heuer has found that there was a market for an expensive smartwatch if you were not Apple.

Apple loses to Microsoft Tablets
Published in Notebooks
Monday, 07 December 2015 10:33

Apple loses to Microsoft Tablets


Karma bites

The fruity cargo cult Apple might have stolen the tablet idea from Microsoft but it seems that karma is biting back.

Apple wants a smaller iPhone
Published in Mobiles
Friday, 04 December 2015 13:01

Apple wants a smaller iPhone


Because being bigger has already been done

Fruity Cargo Cult Apple thinks that it will steal a march on its competitors by making its iPhone too small for Apple fanboy’s fat pudgy fingers to tap out a message.

5th generation Apple TV trialed
Published in Graphics
Friday, 04 December 2015 11:26

5th generation Apple TV trialed


In the shops in first quarter

The Fruity cargo cult Apple so loved the way its Apple TV took off this year without requiring much of the way of new features, that it is planning to do the same thing again early next year.

Gartner sees smartphone market grow
Published in Mobiles
Friday, 04 December 2015 10:34

Gartner sees smartphone market grow


15.5 Percent up on last year

Smartphone sales soared 15.5 percent in the third quarter of 2015 compared to this time last year.

Tablet doom will harm Android
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 03 December 2015 11:08

Tablet doom will harm Android


Microsoft should be happy

Beancounters at IDC claim that the decline of tablets will harm Android but prop up the windows operating system

Man successfully sues Apple for poor genius
Published in News
Wednesday, 02 December 2015 12:13

Man successfully sues Apple for poor genius


Tame Apple Press fumes

A bloke has successfully sued Apple for destroying his honeymoon snaps.

Users of Apple Watch dumped it after two weeks
Published in Wearables
Wednesday, 02 December 2015 11:28

Users of Apple Watch dumped it after two weeks


Waste of money

More than half of dissatisfied Apple users dump the Apple Watch within two weeks of buying it, according to a shocking survey.

Imagination comes up with new IoT development board
Published in Motherboards


Creator Ci40 for smart home hubs, robots and other connected devices

Imagination Technologies close to releasing its new development board to help hardware designers connect smart devices to the Internet.

Headphone jack too fat claims Apple insiders
Published in Mobiles
Monday, 30 November 2015 09:55

Headphone jack too fat claims Apple insiders


Hit the road jack

Fruity cargo cult Apple is thinking of binning the standard headphone jack claiming that it is too fat.