UK government wants to give iPads to criminals
Published in Mobiles

Teaching them how to steal legitimately

The British government, which is currently taking money out of its health and education system, is thinking of spending a fortune giving over-priced iPads to its criminal population.

Cook defends Quasimodo case
Published in Mobiles
Friday, 11 December 2015 11:46

Cook defends Quasimodo case


Don’t call it a hump call it a noteable feature

Fruity cargo-cult leader CEO Tim Cook is defending forcing Apple fanboys to buy an ugly Quasimodo case if they want their iPhones to have a half decent battery life.

Apple iPhone losing ground to Android
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 10 December 2015 11:47

Apple iPhone losing ground to Android


The dream is over


For a while now we have been warning that Apple is losing ground in pretty much all its business sectors but now it seems some figures are confirming it.

Microsoft beating Apple in tablets
Published in Notebooks
Wednesday, 09 December 2015 12:08

Microsoft beating Apple in tablets


Marketing failure


Figures are starting to appear that Apple’s iron grip on the keyboardless netbook market has been lost to its old enemy Microsoft.

Apple building its own  GPU
Published in Graphics
Wednesday, 09 December 2015 09:09

Apple building its own GPU


Exclusive: 
Quietly working behind the scenes

The Fruity cargo cult Apple has been quietly working behind the scenes to create its own GPU, Fudzilla can reveal.

Microsoft faces Surface tablet delays
Published in Notebooks
Tuesday, 08 December 2015 11:13

Microsoft faces Surface tablet delays


Skylake’s fault

Just when Microsoft has a product that is duffing up Apple, it is suffering from supply problems caused by Intel.

Tag Heuer can’t keep up with demand
Published in Wearables
Monday, 07 December 2015 12:01

Tag Heuer can’t keep up with demand


There is a market after all

Luxury watchmaker Tag Heuer has found that there was a market for an expensive smartwatch if you were not Apple.

Apple loses to Microsoft Tablets
Published in Notebooks
Monday, 07 December 2015 10:33

Apple loses to Microsoft Tablets


Karma bites

The fruity cargo cult Apple might have stolen the tablet idea from Microsoft but it seems that karma is biting back.

Apple wants a smaller iPhone
Published in Mobiles
Friday, 04 December 2015 13:01

Apple wants a smaller iPhone


Because being bigger has already been done

Fruity Cargo Cult Apple thinks that it will steal a march on its competitors by making its iPhone too small for Apple fanboy’s fat pudgy fingers to tap out a message.

5th generation Apple TV trialed
Published in Graphics
Friday, 04 December 2015 11:26

5th generation Apple TV trialed


In the shops in first quarter

The Fruity cargo cult Apple so loved the way its Apple TV took off this year without requiring much of the way of new features, that it is planning to do the same thing again early next year.