Fruity cargo cult Apple is so terrified that something bad will happen to its leader Tim Cook that it spends nearly $700,000 to protect him.
Hiring Android staff
It seems that Android is doing something right and its rival Apple wants to copy it.
Something positive from daft High Court ruling
Fall out from a bizarre UK high court ruling could see Apple's iTunes banned from the country.
Heretics can't talk to fanboys
A US court has decided that Apple is allowed to carry out its harassment of to those who break free from the clutches of its cult.
Beginning of the end
Apple's vice like grip in the US smartphone market is falling off as sales of the overpriced gadgets slump.
Press is furious as shares plummet
The Tame Apple Press is furious after Wall Street failed to lift Apple's share prices and the value of the company continued to fall in accordance with market forces.
Same as the old one but thinner
Apple will apparently launch its new Apple TV in September.
Fan boys would not notice
Three teens were arrested in Detroit area after trying to flog the owner of a MetroPCS store iPhones that were bricked.
We wonder why they buy iPhones
It seems that Apple's reality distortion field on products does not last very long.