But at least they can dye their hair
Despite Apple’s claims, its glorious iPhone is still being made in terrible working conditions, according to the New York-based China Labor Watch.
Investigate privacy issues
The Irish Government is very close to Facebook and Apple, which use the country as a tax haven, however a few eyebrows were raised when its Data Protection Commissioner refused to investigate a data privacy complaint by Austrian law student Max Schrems.
And the Titanic was unsinkable
Fruity cargo cult Apple has claimed in court that the new version of its iOS is completely unhackable and even it does not know how to do it.
Will work for Bannahnah
Intel has apparently an army of minions working on an LTE chip for Apple.
You get what you pay for
The Tame Apple Press is doing its best to spin another Jobs’ Mob stuff up as good.
Jobs is apparently still spinning in his grave
It's a rival product
Chinese maker of the ThinkPad is refusing to sell Microsoft's Surface Pro tablet because it is a rival product.
Begun the price wars have
It is starting to look like a price war is brewing at the higher end of chip production, with Samsung already negotiating price cuts.
Running away from that bunny
Malware writers are finally getting around to writing code for Apple gear and needless to say it is falling over fast.
Insistance that it invented everything could cost billions
Fruity cargo cult Apple hoped to save a bundle by creating its own version of the ARM chip for its over-priced shiny toys the iPhone and the iPad. But it might have ended up costing it more than a billion.