Unless you are Apple
There are signs that the falling PC market has opened its parachute and nearly hit rock bottom – unless you are Apple which is continuing to fall like a meteor.
Side effect of the concert censorship technology
The other day we ran a yarn about how Apple was going to install technology which would make it impossible for iPhone users to film concerts.
End of a marketing ploy
Fruity cargo cult Apple has finally given up on a pretty dumb marketing ploy which made its phones look a little cheaper.
It is actually selling smartphones
While its rivals, like Apple, are suffering, Samsung is doing rather well – in fact much better than the cocaine nose-jobs of Wall Street have predicted.
It has heard it is a money spinner
Software giant Microsoft is not the best at picking where the industry is going, it missed the Internet and failed to get into mobile so the news that it is thinking of getting into the PC hardware business just as it is dying is not surprising.
Cut your prices to keep our ridiculous margins
Those suppliers who thought they were onto a good thing scoring a contract with Apple might be starting to regret it.
Cease and desist for a bloke for teaching people how to repair its gear
Fruity cargo cult Apple has ordered a take-down of a video of a bloke explaining to Apple fanboys why the gear is pants.
Expect a court case
Music streaming service Spotify has accused Fruity cargo cult Apple of refusing to approve its iPhone App because its service competes with Apple Music.
“Game changing Dream” becomes nightmare
Tin box shifter Michael Dell has given up on the “game changing” dream touted by Steve Jobs and consigned tablets to the dustbin of history.
Acting in its users’ interests.
Fruity cargo cult Apple has come up with a method to switch off all the iPhones at a concert to stop Apple fanboys recording live acts.