Apple fanboys discover time
Published in Wearables
Wednesday, 09 September 2015 12:59

Apple fanboys discover time


IWatch's most obvious feature is the only feature

Apple fanboys desperate to find a use for the perfectly pointless technology have focused on its most obvious feature – they are using it to tell the time.

12.9 inch iPad Pro unveiled tomorrow
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 08 September 2015 12:56

12.9 inch iPad Pro unveiled tomorrow


Side-by-side apps, A9X monster 14nm CPU

Apple has a busy day tomorrow. Apart from the iPhone 6S with iPhone 6S Plus, new Apple TV and Apple watch bands, the company plans to unveil the biggest yet, 12.9 inch iPad PRO. 

China jumps on VPN tools
Published in News
Tuesday, 08 September 2015 11:12

China jumps on VPN tools

Astrill restricted

China is doing its best to make sure its workers cannot use VPNs to sneak past its Great Firewall of China.

Apple tries to buy intelligence
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 08 September 2015 11:02

Apple tries to buy intelligence


Running out of ideas

Desperate to find new ways to flog its iPhones in a dying market, fruity cargo cult Apple is turning to artificial intelligence.

Germans fascinated with two-in-ones
Published in News
Monday, 07 September 2015 10:44

Germans fascinated with two-in-ones


Unificaton is very precise

Germany appears to be jolly interested in unification again and are fast becoming the blue-eyed poster boys for two-in-one computers.

Intel might have miffed the Tablet market
Published in News
Thursday, 03 September 2015 12:43

Intel might have miffed the Tablet market


Why do you need one?


As Intel unveiled its Skylake chips yesterday it was hammering in another nail in the coffin of tablets.

Android Wear now works with iPhones
Published in Wearables
Tuesday, 01 September 2015 12:25

Android Wear now works with iPhones


Liberate yourself from the iWatch

Apple users who have realized that owning an iWatch is a liability are being given the chance to upgrade to more sensible technology.

Apple's security turned over again
Published in News
Tuesday, 01 September 2015 11:02

Apple's security turned over again


Chinese hackers make short work of it

The fruity cargo cult Apple's faith-based security is being turned over by atheistic Chinese hackers.

Apple censors charity concert for a quick buck
Published in News


PR...  Apple has heard of it

Fruity cargo cult Apple slumped to a new low over the weekend after it appears to have threatened a law suit if the popular beat combo artist Drake was heard on a rival music streaming service rapping at a charity gig.

Xiaomi makes its own SoC
Published in Mobiles
Monday, 31 August 2015 10:14

Xiaomi makes its own SoC


Joining the big boys in 2016

Xiaomi is the latest big phone manufacturer trying to make its own SoCs to differentiate itself from the fearsome competition.