Apple is a Dickensian nightmare
Published in Mobiles
Monday, 19 December 2016 10:42

Apple is a Dickensian nightmare


No lunch for you Oliver Twist


While Apple has been in hot water for over working employees working with its Chinese partners, it appears that the tax-dodging cargo cult treats its US workers poorly too.

LG to sell foldable OLED panels to Apple, Google and Microsoft
Published in Mobiles


Prototypes for now

Back in October, a report circulated that Samsung and LG were seeking to win orders for the manufacture of “out-foldable” OLED panels with major smartphone manufacturers for use in upcoming devices.

112.3 million smartphones shipped in China
Published in Mobiles
Friday, 16 December 2016 11:44

112.3 million smartphones shipped in China


And nine million bicycles in Beijing

Figures in from the Far East show that the Chinese smartphone market is hotting up.

Bezos diplomatic after Trump meeting
Published in News
Thursday, 15 December 2016 12:15

Bezos diplomatic after Trump meeting


Hatchet buried?


Donald “Prince of Orange” Trump met up with Silicon Valley’s big names yesterday to repair the damage of the election campaign.

Apple removes Macbook Pro's battery indicator
Published in News
Wednesday, 14 December 2016 12:09

Apple removes Macbook Pro's battery indicator


Have faith in our marketing claims


The fruity tax-dodging cargo cult Apple has a novel way of stopping its users from finding out the truth about its bogus marketing claims about battery life – it has stripped the iOS from any method of measuring it.

Apple delays its other wireless headphones
Published in News
Tuesday, 13 December 2016 13:11

Apple delays its other wireless headphones


BeatsX goes the Duke Nukem way


After forcing its iPhone users to dump their headphone jacks, Apple has been rubbish at supplying them with wireless phones that work.

Apple sticks brake pads on Airpads
Published in Wearables
Monday, 12 December 2016 12:14

Apple sticks brake pads on Airpads


Can't get them to go in time for Christmas 

The Tame Apple Press is shocked that Apple can’t get its overpriced cordless Airpad headphones into the shops in time for Christmas.

Samsung prepares for all-screen smartphone
Published in News
Friday, 09 December 2016 15:49

Samsung prepares for all-screen smartphone


Follower of the pack

A report said that the Samsung Galaxy S8 will feature a screen without home buttons on it.

Apple blames the air for iPhone 6 fault
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 07 December 2016 12:30

Apple blames the air for iPhone 6 fault


So remove any air from your environment

The Fruity tax-dodging cargo cult Apple is blaming the air for a fault which causes the iPhone 6 to shut down.

Supremes back Samsung against Apple
Published in News
Wednesday, 07 December 2016 11:54

Supremes back Samsung against Apple


Rounded rectangle was not that important

The US Supreme Court has told the fruity cargo cult Apple to go away and backed Samsung in the legendary trademark battle over the rounded rectangle smartphone.