Macbook pros hate iPhones
Published in Notebooks
Friday, 28 October 2016 10:07

Macbook pros hate iPhones


As iPhone friendly as a great white shark 

The fruity tax-dodging cargo-cult Apple wants punters to waste $2,399 on a new MacBook Pro which has a design flaw which makes the gear as user friendly to iPhones as I am.

Apple goes public on MacBook Pro 2016 notebooks
Published in Notebooks


Coming in three versions

Apple has  "unveiled" its newest Apple MacBook Pro 2016 notebooks at its special Hello Again event, confirming earlier rumors of OLED Touch Bar, Touch ID and USB-C ports.

Angry French Apple customer escapes Jail
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 27 October 2016 12:01

Angry French Apple customer escapes Jail


Smashing but expensive time


The French Apple customer who became an internet sensation with his rather clear view of Apple products has avoided going to jail for smashing the shiny gear with his balls of steel.

Apple delays launch of expensive new wireless ear-buds
Published in Wearables


Now hear this

Fruity tax dodging cargo-cult Apple has put the brakes on the release of its super-expensive and largely pointless ear-buds.

Apple tanks
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 26 October 2016 11:04

Apple tanks


Apple sees first sales decline since 2001

The shine has finally come off the tax-dodging fruity cargo cult Apple and no amount of spinning is saving it.

PC memory shortage predicted
Published in Memory
Tuesday, 25 October 2016 12:34

PC memory shortage predicted


Next month

There could be a memory shortage for PC vendors brewing, after aggressive short-term orders coming in from smartphone vendors.

No-one wants a Sony or Apple smartwatch
Published in Wearables
Tuesday, 25 October 2016 11:22

No-one wants a Sony or Apple smartwatch


IDC confirms what we have been saying for years

The Tame Apple Press’s efforts at plugging the iWatch for a couple of years have been next to near useless. According to the latest figures no one really wants one.

Samsung S7 grows in popularity – in Korea
Published in Mobiles
Friday, 21 October 2016 12:10

Samsung S7 grows in popularity – in Korea


Defective Note 7 owners don't defect

Samsung Electronics' flagship handset Galaxy S7 is regaining popularity as  Korea's best-selling smartphone, filling the void in sales left by the incredible melting Galaxy Note 7.

TSMC hopes to woo Qualcomm back with 7nm
Published in Processors
Friday, 21 October 2016 11:54

TSMC hopes to woo Qualcomm back with 7nm


It does not appear interested in 10nm

TSMC thinks that it can win back Qualcomm’s chip business with its 7nm process technology, but has all but given up expecting it to return for 10nm.

iPhone 7 suffers from a bad case of Intel modems
Published in Mobiles


Intel modems not that hot

It seems that a row is brewing between Apple fanboys who were given a phone with an Intel modem and those who have something from Qualcomm instead.