Apple’s Intel iPhone X much slower than Qualcomm models
Published in Mobiles


Users pay for Apple’s spat

Apple users are having to pay in terms of performance if they are stuck with an iPhone X with an Intel modem.

French stop surrendering to Apple
Published in News
Monday, 04 December 2017 10:38

French stop surrendering to Apple


Peasants fed up with being told to eat gateau

It seems that French peasants are revolting at the way that the fruity cargo cult - Apple - is being allowed to avoid paying tax while they are being told to eat cake.

Apple plans a cheaper iPad
Published in News
Friday, 01 December 2017 15:06

Apple plans a cheaper iPad


Wants to hold on to market share

A report said that Apple will introduce a 9.7-inch iPad next year, with a comparatively low price tag.

Qualcomm finds more patents Apple "borrowed"
Published in Processors
Friday, 01 December 2017 11:19

Qualcomm finds more patents Apple "borrowed"


Borrowed genius

Apple's legal spat with Qualcomm just got even messier as the chipmaker found even more patents which it thinks that Apple is using without permission.

Apple will create its own power management chips
Published in Processors


Dialog faces night of the long knives

Yet another loyal Apple partner is suffering for failing to do what the company told it to do.

Apple admits its software is letting it down
Published in News
Thursday, 30 November 2017 12:28

Apple admits its software is letting it down


Promises to pull its socks up

The fruity cargo cult Apple has admitted that the bugs that have been plaguing its software of late are due to a flaw in its software development process.

Apple ups the legal ante
Published in News
Wednesday, 29 November 2017 16:53

Apple ups the legal ante


You say tit, and I say tat

The legal team at Apple have fired off a countersuit against Qualcomm, claiming that the chip firms' Snapdragon semiconductors use elements of its own patents.

Apple’s clownlike programming strikes again
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 28 November 2017 12:47

Apple’s clownlike programming strikes again


Forgets the true meaning of IT


The fruity cargo cult Apple has had another programming triumph on the autocorrect of its iOS.

Apple only interested in white Americans
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 23 November 2017 12:31

Apple only interested in white Americans


No stores in black areas

The fruity-cargo cult Apple has no interest in peddling its rich toys to US black areas and appears to have segregated its distribution, according to a new study.

Apple’s HomePod is at least two years behind Amazon
Published in News


They are a bit scared to release it

The reason for the delay for Apple’s HomePod smart speaker until next year might because Jobs’ Mob has realised that it has a lemon on its hands.