Apple kills off the vintage iPad mini
Published in News
Monday, 22 June 2015 11:41

Apple kills off the vintage iPad mini


People didn't want it

Apple has made the admission that people don't want the "original" iPad mini and have killed it off.

Samsung appears to copy Apple's security ability
Published in News


Has a scary bug

More than 600 million Samsung phones may be vulnerable to attacks that allow hackers to surreptitiously monitor the camera and microphone, read incoming and outgoing text messages, and install malicious apps.

Apple pulls Monster's licence
Published in News
Thursday, 18 June 2015 11:37

Apple pulls Monster's licence


How dare you sue us!

Jobs' Mob has shown its petty side after it pulled the licence for Monster Cable to make expensive wires for its expensive toys.

Apple puts iWatch in stores
Published in Wearables
Wednesday, 17 June 2015 12:23

Apple puts iWatch in stores


Maybe some idiot will buy them

Apple mysteriously has enough iWatches on hand to start putting them in its own stores.

Apple is convicted of playing monopoly
Published in News
Wednesday, 17 June 2015 11:39

Apple is convicted of playing monopoly


Go directly to jail do not collect $200

Fruity cargo cult Apple has found that its anti-competitive practices of forcing telcos to do what they are told do not go down well in Taiwan.

New York Times damns iWatch
Published in Wearables
Monday, 15 June 2015 16:36

New York Times damns iWatch


Writing is on the wall after Apple loses key Ally

In a sign that the end is near for the iWatch, the New York Times has admitted that it is rubbish.

Xiaomi sells 6 million Mi Bands
Published in News
Monday, 15 June 2015 13:49

Xiaomi sells 6 million Mi Bands


$13 fitness band kicking iWatch to death

Although you will not see it in the Tame Apple Press, in China Xiaomi is flogging shedloads of fitness bands for $13.

Pegatron points to IT revival
Published in News
Friday, 12 June 2015 13:36

Pegatron points to IT revival


June was the turning point

While the IT industry has been performing as well as a contestant on the Italy's Got Talent show, Pegatron thinks that things will turn around this month.

Most iPhone users would risk death to save their phone
Published in Mobiles


Perspective they have heard of it

The standards of the world have slipped to such a state that most Apple fanboys would actually risk death to protect the shiny toys.

Quanta reports rise in notebook sales
Published in Notebooks
Thursday, 11 June 2015 14:34

Quanta reports rise in notebook sales


Surprises

The PC maker Quanta Computer's has reported a surprise hike in the sales of notebooks.