Change the port, force upgrade, profit
Fruity Cargo cult Apple is hatching out a new cunning plan to make piles of dosh by forcing its soon to be shrinking user base to buy new headphones.
It is not our fault
The Tame Apple Press after playing down the security mess which was the mass infection of the Apple Store, is now claiming it was not Jobs' Mob's fault.
Microsoft and Apple kick-starting the market
Acer expects the release of two versions of the Surface Tablet, one from Microsoft and the other from Apple, will kick-start the two-in-one market .
Car on agenda as iPhone dies
It is starting to look like the fruity cargo cult Apple is banking on the car industry to be the next big thing after the world loses interest in iphones and ipads.
Atmel and Dialog could be bad news
Chip designer Arm is under pressure after two of its customers decided to combine their businesses. Anglo-German Dialog Semiconductor wrote a cheque to buy US rival Atmel for $4.6bn.
Papal intervention slows deliveries
Pope Francis has temporarily managed to save New York from the clutches of the iPhone Cult which is a dangerous American religion which encourages people to lower the standards of the world by surrendering to a "reality distortion field" which requires you to buy expensive phones.
In Europe and in US
T-mobile in the US has announced that the company will start selling the Apple watch on Friday but it turns out that a few European Telecoms will start get it too. .
Zen still sampling in 2016
AMD has not been doing that great and there are still a lot of changes happening to the company.
New "crashes" function
Apple customers are daring to complain after the new iOS 9 operating system which they got for free shipped with a super cool, game changing, crash your iPhone feature.
The Tame Apple Press is furious after Royal Thai Navy ordered a bunch of useless seamen to smash their iPhones and then videoed the whole thing as a warning to others.