Apple predicted to slide further
Published in Mobiles
Friday, 08 January 2016 10:23

Apple predicted to slide further


This quarter will be dire

The price of depending on one product will continue to drag Apple down in the first quarter of 2016.

Companies suffer as Apple slashes production
Published in Processors
Wednesday, 06 January 2016 11:50

Companies suffer as Apple slashes production


Apple bubble bursting

The industry leaders who depended on Apple to continue making shedloads of money peddling similar products each year are suffering as Apple slashes production as people no longer want their main product – the iPhone 6s.

Samsung asks court to see common sense over Apple patents
Published in Mobiles


Good luck with that

Samsung has urged a US appeals court on Tuesday to find that a jury in 2014 should not have made the South Korean company pay nearly $120 million to Apple for infringing three patents – The three slide-to-unlock, autocorrect and quick links features.

Apple kills iPhone headphone socket
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 05 January 2016 12:59

Apple kills iPhone headphone socket


New cables for iPhone 

It has been confirmed that Apple is going to force its beleaguered users to ditch their headphones in favour of more expensive wireless or Lightning sets.

Apple out-designed by HP
Published in News
Tuesday, 05 January 2016 12:47

Apple out-designed by HP


Oh the shame of it. Even a printer ink maker can do better

The maker of expensive printer ink, HP has out designed Apple and created a much thinner notebook that Sir Jonny Ive could.

Apple shares continue to tank
Published in News
Tuesday, 05 January 2016 10:35

Apple shares continue to tank


Fears of iPhone and China dependence

Wall Street’s love affair with the fruity cargo cult is definitely slipping as the cocaine nose jobs wake up to the fact that the company is unlikely to hold its historically high earnings.

Apple software most vulnerable and buggy
Published in News
Monday, 04 January 2016 13:25

Apple software most vulnerable and buggy


Even worse than Flash

Fruity cargo cult Apple is actually peddling software which is even less secure than Adobe Flash Player, according to new statistics.

Apple iOS 9.2 untethered jailbreak release imminent
Published in Mobiles


Pangu and TaiG development teams working separately

It seems as if more than one hacking group is working on an untethered jailbreak release for Apple’s latest iOS mobile operating system. While jailbreaking is not an easy task, several reports are saying there is more than one Chinese development group working on iOS 9.2.

Xiaomi rumoured to make its own processors
Published in Processors
Thursday, 31 December 2015 12:14

Xiaomi rumoured to make its own processors


We can't see why

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn that Xiaomi is about to make its own processors.

Apple forced to pay back tax to Italy
Published in News
Wednesday, 30 December 2015 14:13

Apple forced to pay back tax to Italy


Will help with its debt crisis

The Italian government has told Apple that it is to stop mucking about and pay back the $348m it did not pay in the broke country.