Apple is having trouble with mixed reality
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It interferes with its reality distortion field

Fruity cargo-cult Apple is having trouble with its mixed reality headsets, and while the Tame Apple Press is telling the world+dog that it is about to be released, divisions among those at the flying saucer suggest it is not.

Apple and Foxconn get Karnataka to water down labour laws
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Wants to treat workers like it did in China 

Apple and Foxconn, the technology giant's manufacturing partner, have successfully lobbied for landmark labour law reforms in the south Indian state of Karnataka which will enable them to treat workers like they did in China.

Apple's new 13-inch and 15-inch Macbook Air models to pack M3 chip
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Refreshed "entry-level" Macbook Pro also incoming

There have been quite a few rumors about the upcoming Macbook Air models, but 9to5Mac.com now managed to confirm that the new Macbook Air will be coming in 13-inch and 15-inch versions and both will be powered by the M3 chip.

Foxconn revenues slump
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Monday, 06 March 2023 11:32

Foxconn revenues slump


Nothing to do with Apple

Foxconn, Apple's biggest supplier and contract manufacturer, has seen a slump in revenue due to weaker demand for electronics in February 2023, but the Tame Apple Press has made no mention of Jobs' Mob's sales slumping as being the cause.

Apple uses 'clean energy' as an excuse to 'slow' charging
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Means that you don't have to inovate 

Fruity cargo-cult Apple has come up with a novel way of green washing the fact that its new iOS 16.1 is as slow as an asthmatic ant with a heavy load of shopping.

European Commission tones down investigation into anticompetitive App Store rules
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Allows some "requirements" for now

The Tame Apple Press is celebrating after the European Commission reduced the scope of its investigation into Apple's anticompetitive App Store rules for music streaming providers.

Foxlink's Indian site still has a fire problem
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Since it is making iPhones, it is probably a feature 

A Taiwanese supplier of iPhone charging cables, Foxlink is still suffering from the effects of last week's fire which disrupted the production and manufacturing at its facility.

Older Apple software full of evil daemons
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Thursday, 23 February 2023 12:06

Older Apple software full of evil daemons


Probably better to shift to Android 

Older forms of Apple software have two vulnerablities which means you either have to upgrade or buy something cheaper and more reliable.

Biden refuses to step in and save Apple
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Wednesday, 22 February 2023 11:20

Biden refuses to step in and save Apple


Obama obeyed, therefore Biden must

President Biden has upheld an International Trade Commission ruling that could result in a potential import ban on the Apple Watch over its EKG feature.

UK regulator concerned at money Google is paying Apple
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Aiming to discourage Apple competing with Google

A UK watchdog is concerned that Google has been shelling out money to Apple to make sure that Jobs Mob does not want to start competing with Chrome on iOS.