Waymo demanded a billion dollars from Uber
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Thursday, 12 October 2017 11:55

Waymo demanded a billion dollars from Uber


That is a nice self-driving car, we would hate to see anything happen to it

Waymo wanted $1 billion in damages and a public apology from Uber to make its trade secret lawsuit go away.

Intel gives up on Trump
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Tuesday, 15 August 2017 12:06

Intel gives up on Trump


The future is not bright and it is not orange

After a few months of trying to butter up Donald (Prince of Orange) Trump, Intel has decided to cut its losses.

Big investors force Uber boss out
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Wednesday, 21 June 2017 12:59

Big investors force Uber boss out


Travis Kalanick had become a problem

Uber investors have apparently forced out its Chief Executive Travis Kalanick.

Uber CEO might “take leave” as rows swamp outfit
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Already senior vice president has quit


Techi-Taxi company Uber is going into full melt-down with one senior exec gone, and Chief Executive Travis Kalanick is likely to take a leave of absence.

Uber self-driven to fire Levandowski
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Wednesday, 31 May 2017 11:05

Uber self-driven to fire Levandowski


Our tech is independent


Uber has fired Anthony Levandowski, the star engineer who has been accused by Google of stealing trade secrets about self-driving cars and giving it to Uber.

Uber clocks 2016 revenue of $6.5 billion
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Monday, 17 April 2017 11:38

Uber clocks 2016 revenue of $6.5 billion


Loses 2.8B in the process

Uber has just released its 2016 revenues and the company managed to turn in revenues of $6.5 billion, reporting a $2.8 billion loss in the process. 

Uber suspends self-driving initiative
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Monday, 27 March 2017 02:13

Uber suspends self-driving initiative


No one injured at the scene or inside the vehicle


Uber announced on Friday that it would be suspending its self-driving car program after one of its autonomous vehicles was involved in a high-impact crash in Tempe, Arizona.

Uber boss gives up on Trump
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Friday, 03 February 2017 12:20

Uber boss gives up on Trump


Bows to staff requests


Uber’s Travis Kalanick has bowed to his staff requests and left President Donald (Prince of Orange’s) Trump’s advisory council.

Uber and Lyft account for over half of business travel in USA
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52 percent of work-related travel expenses

As of the third quarter of 2016, ride hailing services such as Uber and Lyft are now accounting for 52 percent of transportation expenses for business travelers, according to the latest numbers.

Uber experimental autonomous taxis pick up real people
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If you are loyal enough

Uber has started picking up passengers in its experimental autonomous vehicles in Pittsburgh.