Tame Apple Press becomes Intel friendly
Opinion: Talking up this modem deal is absurd
If you believe the Tame Apple Press, Apple has saved Intel and now that it is supplying modems to the fruity cargo cult’s iPhone 7, it has nothing to worry about its falling PC sales.
iPhone SE is too small and out-of-date
Even the Telegraph mocks the iPhone SE
Sometimes even the Tame Apple Press has to admit that Apple has cheated on its promises and the British Telegraph’s review on the iPhone SE is one such example.
Apple has disappointing results
Tame Apple Press spins it
Waking up this morning you might be surprised to learn that Apple had poor results yesterday, probably because the Tame Apple Press is spinning the poor results like a mad thing.
Tame Apple Press braces itself for iPhone slump
Finally wakes up
The Tame Apple Press is starting to report what we have been saying for months, iPhone sales have slumped for the first time in ten years.
Samsung reports best profit in a year
Still declining
Samsung appears to be slowly headed out of trouble and is to report its best profits in a year.
How the Tame Apple press lies
Knifing Xiaomi
Earlier this week we ran a story which said that Xiaomi was doing rather well and was on target to hit its 80 million phone sales this year.
Tame Apple Press admits that iPads faltering
Flickering reality distortion field
The Tame Apple Press is starting to realise that all those years about the iPad being game changing were basically a lie peddling another hula hoop style fad.