World suffers as Tame Apple Press goes on full spin
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Helping a company flog an out-of-date phone at twice  the price

The Tame Apple Press has sensed that its Apple OverLords might need a hand flogging the out-of-date over-priced iPhoneX to the world and is pulling out all the stops.

Apple set to clean Google's AR clock apparently
Published in News


AR meets reality distortion field  

It is a silly season for news and it seems that the Tame Apple Press is coming out with some daft pro-Apple stories to fill up the slack. Reuters has run a yarn claiming that Apple is going to take the AR market from Google. 

Tame Apple Press sees a rat in Qualcomm exit
Published in Processors
Wednesday, 30 August 2017 06:00

Tame Apple Press sees a rat in Qualcomm exit


Derek Aberle leaves and apparently there is a conspiracy theory

The Tame Apple Press has gotten itself all moist over the exit of President of Qualcomm’s licensing division, Derek Aberle.

Even stabbing the S8 will not cause it to explode
Published in Mobiles


Tame Apple Press jokes fail

The Tame Apple Press has been trying to spoil the release of Galaxy S8 with lots of gags about exploding batteries. The only problem is the S8 battery tech is surprisingly robust.

Macs are an attack magnet
Published in News
Friday, 07 April 2017 13:37

Macs are an attack magnet


460,000 malware samples uncovered


The myth that Macs were somehow more secure than other operating systems too another battering today in the latest Threat Report by McAfee Labs.

Tame Apple Press admits Iphone 8 will be a bit of a yawn
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Must be true even Reuters says it

It appears that the Tame Apple Press is starting to realise that after hyping the iPhone 8 to the skies, what Apple is going to deliver for its 10th anniversary iPhone is not going to live up to expectations.

Apple furious at “Amazon” for peddling fakes
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If only Amazon had good reason to love Apple

The fruity tax-dodging cargo cult Apple is furious that 80 percent of the “Genuine Apple” accessories on the Amazon site are fakes.

Tame Apple Press becomes Intel friendly
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 14 July 2016 12:09

Tame Apple Press becomes Intel friendly


Opinion: Talking up this modem deal is absurd

If you believe the Tame Apple Press, Apple has saved Intel and now that it is supplying modems to the fruity cargo cult’s iPhone 7, it has nothing to worry about its falling PC sales.

iPhone SE is too small and out-of-date
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 13 April 2016 12:01

iPhone SE is too small and out-of-date


Even the Telegraph mocks the iPhone SE


Sometimes even the Tame Apple Press has to admit that Apple has cheated on its promises and the British Telegraph’s review on the iPhone SE is one such example.

Apple has disappointing results
Published in News
Wednesday, 27 January 2016 09:41

Apple has disappointing results


Tame Apple Press spins it

Waking up this morning you might be surprised to learn that Apple had poor results yesterday, probably because the Tame Apple Press is spinning the poor results like a mad thing.