Apple's Annual Meeting heard how its Messianic CEO will be back in June after he has dealt with his health problems.

The “third coming” of Steve Jobs will apparently be heralded by angels in the sky, earthquakes and a new range of gadgets that will cost the earth.

Arthur Levinson, a co-lead director for the company claimed that he spoke to Jobs often and the Messiah remained "deeply involved in all strategic matters."

However people who have money invested in Apple were deeply miffed that the outfit lied to them about the state of Jobs' health. Apple went down the tubes when Jobs was not there and there are fears that it will do so again if he croaks or buggers off due to ill health.

Board meetings are apparently always chatting about who the Jobs' mantle will fall too when he departs the company in his iChariot of Fire® but none have been found worthy yet.