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Hollywood tells truth about Steve Jobs

by on02 July 2015


Apparently has been reading Fudzilla

Hollywood has dared to make a film which tells the truth about the fruity cargo Apple's profit Steve Jobs.

 Apple fanboys meeting in iStores were shocked that not only does the film "Steve Jobs" show his unapproved by Apple face, it insults the profit by saying he was a narcissistic megalomaniac.

Blue shirted Imran's have been calling for violent protests against the studio making Steve Jobs.

One told Fudzilla: "The film not only refuses to say that Steve Jobs (peace be upon him) was a genius, it actually says directly that he stole ideas from other people."

He called for fanboys to rally against such blasphemy.

"We fear not the swarms of planes, nor ballistic missiles, nor drones, nor satellites, nor battleships, nor weapons of mass destruction. How could we fear them, while Steve Jobs the Exalted has said, 'If Apple should aid you, no one can overcome you," he said... later admitting that he did actually fear his mother a bit, and girls and creatures with more than four legs.

Some of the anger is the fact that the Oscar winning Michael Fassbender does not look much like Jobs.

"In the Apple religion, surface appearance is everything. It does not matter if Fassbender sounds like the Profit, it is more important that he looks like him," one Blue Shirt told us.

Some attention has also focused on the quote attributed to Steve Wozniak in the film which is actually one of our favourites:

"What do you do? You're not an engineer. You're not a designer. You can't put a hammer to a nail. I built the circuit board. The graphical interface was stolen. So how come, 10 times in a day, I read Steve Jobs is a genius? What do you do?"

 

Woz denies that conversation ever happened, but loves it anyway.

The film tackles Jobs' less attractive sides, which is most of him.  This includes disavowing his daughter Lisa, even though he was as rich has hell.

"It was hard on me, even being quiet, when Jobs refused to acknowledge his child when the money didn't matter, and I can almost cry remembering it," Woz said.

This film seems to be a hell of a lot better than the fan flick made by fanboy Ashton Kutcher. The film portrayed him in a very positive light, but the film was a flop with anyone with common sense.  

Everyone would have guessed there was more drama telling the truth about a narcissistic megalomaniac who aimed to lower the standards of the world and bough misery to who ever he had the misfortune to be close to than putting out a bit of corporate spin that no one sensible believed. 

 

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