Tame Apple Press claims that iPhone’s margins are not obscene
Published in Mobiles


Yeah right


The Tame Apple Press is going overboard to try to convince the world that Apple is not really forcing its users to pay a high margin.

Apple punishes UK fanboys for their iPhone support
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You will have to pay £249 more than the rest of the world

Fruity Cargo cult Apple has decided that it really hates its UK fanboys and is making them pay £249 more than Americans for the new iPhone X.

Linux Foundation President uses Apple OS
Published in News
Monday, 18 September 2017 11:31

Linux Foundation President uses Apple OS


While claiming that this year was the year of the Linux desktop

Jim Zemlin, President of the Linux Foundation, appears to have hit levels of fail unprecedented in the open saucy world.

Advertisers fume as Apple blocks cookies
Published in News
Friday, 15 September 2017 11:32

Advertisers fume as Apple blocks cookies


No cookies on this Safari 

The biggest advertising organisations say Apple will "sabotage" the current economic model of the internet with plans to integrate cookie blocking technology into the new version of Safari.

Apple comes up with bizarre excuse for faulty iPhone X
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Others are not supposed to look at your phone

The fruity cargo-cult Apple, yeah you heard it first here,  is famous for its "dog ate my homework" excuses when its overpriced technology suffers from design flaws – normally blaming the customers.

Apple sued over Beats advertising
Published in Wearables
Thursday, 14 September 2017 12:21

Apple sued over Beats advertising


Shonky, and grossly overpriced court told

The fruity cargo-cult Apple is not having a good week - not only has its iPhone X launch been greeted with howls of derision, now it has been sued over the advertising for its overpriced Beats headphones.

Apple’s iPhone price tag has a sting in the tail for suckers
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To use some of the features you paid for you have to buy more stuff


Fruity cargo cult Apple is trying to flog an incredibly over-priced Iphone X but it seems that its $1000 starting price does not include important things like a charger.

Qualcomm says it invented Apple’s innovation
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 13 September 2017 06:00

Qualcomm says it invented Apple’s innovation


So pay up

Qualcomm has published a blog post that praises itself and its Android partners for inventing all the industry firsts that the fruity cargo-cult Apple is claiming to have invented in its iPhone X.

World suffers as Tame Apple Press goes on full spin
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Helping a company flog an out-of-date phone at twice  the price

The Tame Apple Press has sensed that its Apple OverLords might need a hand flogging the out-of-date over-priced iPhoneX to the world and is pulling out all the stops.

Apple launches iPhone 8 and iPhone 8 Plus
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Tuesday, 12 September 2017 22:04

Apple launches iPhone 8 and iPhone 8 Plus


With A11 Bionic chip, wireless charging and more

Although the iPhone X was obviously the star of the show, Apple has also unveiled its new iPhone 8 and iPhone 8 Plus smartphones, both featuring the fancy new 64-bit A11 Bionic chip, new camera(s) and an "all-new" design.