Stating the obvious on a Wednesday morning



It's not like they have anything to sell in them anyway



Will launch RT tablet later this year 



Intel, the 14nm foundry for hire

farnsworth

HDR for the masses

Grey behind 5-inch 1080p screen

Wifi only, no 3G on board

Thanks to hilarious user reviews

€179 for a quad core 7-incher

Aggressive impulses of an evil empire