Yahoo develops AI anti-porn technology
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Skynet gets Smut algorithm

Troubled search engine outfit Yahoo has been spending its money developing an algorithm which can spot porn at 20 paces.

Yahoo claims 500 million passwords, account data compromised
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Advises users to change passwords

Over the course of 2014, an unpublicized breach occurred on Yahoo’s servers containing personal information and unencrypted passwords from over 500 million user accounts. The company is now reporting the breach, while the FBI closely investigates the claims.

Yahoo investigates mega breaches
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All your details belong to hackers

Yahoo says that it is investigating claims that its MySpace and LinkedIn sites suffered from megabreaches and details from 200 million Yahoo accounts were posted to a dark web site.

Yahoo decimates staff
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07 January 2016

Yahoo decimates staff

Ten percent to be fired 

Troubled search engine Yahoo is following the Ancient Roman practice of decimating its legions for poor performance.

Tech leaders will be jailed for reporting UK spying
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Two years in prison

The UK government is threatening to jail leaders of tech companies who warn their customers that they have been victims of government spying.

Ructions in Yahoo boardroom
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Mayer’s future in doubt as the end is near

Yahoo’s board is considering the future of the company and its high-profile CEO Marissa Mayer this week.

Yahoo faced fine

Tell government to go forth and multiply

How did that happen?

Thinks people will want another one