Not sure if the new iPad Pro will save their bacon
Those responsible for inflicting the iPad on the world are experiencing a rather large slice of karma, thanks mostly to their dependence on the fruity tax-dodging cargo cult.
Not enough interest
While Intel and Apple are touting the Internet of Things as the next big thing, it is starting to look like the numbers will be too small to attract the necessary economies of scale.
Finds 'inadequate practices'
Releases details of corporate responsibility report
Worries that people will not buy the new iPhone
Key suppliers limit production
Customer service you are joking