2016 was the year Cook's Apple lost the plot
Published in News


Its numbers are ok but it forgot who its users are 

A top Silicon Valley veteran has blasted Apple for its terrible performance last year.

Apple works out users want duel Sim's
Published in Mobiles


Tries to patent a dual-sim iPhone

Fruity tax-dodging cargo cult Apple has finally worked out that everyone is using dual sim smartphones and is frantically trying to claim it invented the idea.

LG to sell foldable OLED panels to Apple, Google and Microsoft
Published in Mobiles


Prototypes for now

Back in October, a report circulated that Samsung and LG were seeking to win orders for the manufacture of “out-foldable” OLED panels with major smartphone manufacturers for use in upcoming devices.

Apple delays its other wireless headphones
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BeatsX goes the Duke Nukem way


After forcing its iPhone users to dump their headphone jacks, Apple has been rubbish at supplying them with wireless phones that work.

Foxconn manager nicked 5,700 iPhones
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Flogged them for $1.5 million

A Taiwanese Foxconn manager nicked 5,700 iPhones and flogged them for a $1.56 million profit and hugely undercutting Jobs' Mob

Pixel predicted to sell six million
Published in Mobiles


Will make Google a cool billion

Beancounters at Morgan Stanley have added up some numbers and divided by their shoe size and worked out that 5-6 million of Pixel and Pixel XL mobiles will be sold this year.

iPhones send data to Jobs’ Mob after all
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Call history goes to iCloud where Apple stores it

A team of Russian security experts has found that Apple might have access to more user data than it is letting on.

Apple’s plans for digital glasses start to leak
Published in Wearables


Will connect to iPhones


Fruity cargo cult Apple has started to leak out information on its digital glasses project.

China grabs Trump by the Apples
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Jobs' Mob will suffer in any trade war 

The Chinese government has threatened to ban iPhones and US cars from China if 'naive' Donald Trump starts a trade war with the glorious People’s Republic.

Apple denied a refund to a bloke for the craziest reason
Published in Mobiles


Prove to us you are not a zombie dictator from Babylon 

Apple has come up with a wizard wheeze to stop people claiming refunds on its overpriced products. It is demanding that you prove that you are not a dead dictator.