Wrong sort of religious hatred
It turns out that it was not Donald (Prince of Orange’s) hatred of all things Muslim that led to US and UK bans on laptops in aircraft last week – but an Apple iPad.
Starts at $329 and is heavier and thicker
Apple has quietly announced the successor to the iPad Air 2 and simply calls it the iPad. It comes with a new A9 SoC and will be up for sale from March 24 and redefines its meaning of the word cheap.
Announcement comes in April alongside Apple's spaceship campus HQ
Apple is expected to move ahead with production on its mid-size, 10.5-inch iPad model later this month, rather than a previously expected timeframe of May to June, according to the latest reports from the Taiwan-based supply chain.
Captain thought he could run on Apple Maps and an iPad
It is a while since we have had a story about an Apple fanboy who relied entirely on Apple Maps and ended up getting lost. But this guy was dumb enough to use his iPad to do his course navigation on his boat.
Not sure if the new iPad Pro will save their bacon
Those responsible for inflicting the iPad on the world are experiencing a rather large slice of karma, thanks mostly to their dependence on the fruity tax-dodging cargo cult.
An unholy trinity
Fruity tax-dodging cargo-cult Apple has decided that the reason that people are not buying its tablets is because they don’t have enough over-priced versions available.
Apple tops Samsung again
French authorities investigating the EgyptAir crash that killed 66 people have focused their attention on the Apple fanboy co-pilot and his iPad and iPhone 6S.
Bigger tablets are more popular with enterprises
Apple looks set to launch a 10.5-inch iPad in 2017, because businesses and schools want them – apparently.
No one is buying them anyway
Fruity tax-dodging cargo cult Apple has not extended its “charge more for less” policy onto its iPads.