Can Android's Wii?
The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn that Nintendo's new console will not only be the first to use a name unconnected to toilets, but will be powered by Android.
Worked on 9 of 10 people tested
Nintendo still saying it will not happen
Slow sales are to blame for lack of titles
This is as stripped down as the Wii can get
Once completed, data is deleted from the Wii
In a single year, against all odds
No Nintendo-branded headset available yet
Will drop to $130 this holiday season
Not sure why though