SAP buys cloudy software outfit
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Altiscale becomes part of the mystery

The esoteric business software outfit which makes expensive business software which no one can be certain what it does, has just bought the cloud start-up Altiscale.

SAP software makes loads of money
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High-margin and classy packaging

The maker of expensive esoteric business software, which no one really understands, is continuing to make loads of money.

SAP customers are fed up with the jargon
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Think they know what the software does

The maker of expensive management software which no one is really sure what it does, SAP is finding that its customers are not a big fan of all the jargon and buzzwords the company uses.

SAP lays off more people
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Still not sure what they do

SAP, which makes expensive business software which is so esoteric no one really knows what it does, is cutting some of its expensive staff members.

Need more silver clouds

Slow sales

Sims on board

SAP says US is our friend

22 November 2013

SAP mulls cloud push

The esoteric becomes airy-fairy

People know what it does