All the world’s finance traffic routed through Russia
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Nothing to worry about


For a brief period, most of the world’s financial traffic was routed through a Russian government-controlled telecom and in the hands of Tsar Putin.

Wikileaks insists tech companies obey Assange
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Or risk being hacked

Any hope of a partnership between Wikileaks, Google, Microsoft, and Apple to fix holes that the CIA has found in their products has hit a roadblock because Julian Assange is insisting that the big three do everything the way he says.

Yahoo arrests show the hand of Putin
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Russians apparently thought people still used Yahoo mail

Indictments in the United States of four people in a 2014 cyber attack on Yahoo reveal a symbiotic relationship between Tsar Vladimir’s Putin’s security services and private Russian hackers.

Russians say Apple guilty of price-fixing
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And run by homosexuals


The Russian government has found the fruity tax-dodging cargo-cult Apple guilty of running a price fixing racket.

Russian hackers are targeting Macs
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Putin orders another soft target


After gaming the US election to help Donald (Prince of Orange) Trump win, Tsar Vlad Putin has ordered his tame hackers to target Mac users.

Assange might be evicted
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Ecuador finding him an embarrassment

Julian Assange may soon be asked to leave the Ecuadorian embassy where he has been holed up to avoid questioning on Swedish sex charges since 2012.

Russia expanding hacker team
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Team has been growing for three years

After his success gaming the US election to put a more Russian friendly president into the White House, Tsar Putin is expanding his glorious three year old cyber warrior team.

Wordpress hacks coming in from the Ukraine
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Oh those Russians

Wordpress security outfit Wordfence has warned that it has detected an IP block in the Ukraine and says the attacks would appear to have Russian involvement.

Russian hackers took down the Pentagon last year
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Only just finding out about it now

Russian hackers working for Tsar Putin took down the US Pentagon in 2015 in a hack which caused a secret revamp of systems.

German spies fear another Putin “fake news” campaign
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Putting in another government he likes

German spooks are worried that after Tsar Putin’s hackers managed to get Donald “Prince of Orange” Trump elected, he is about to use them to select a German government which will do what he tells them.