It appears that Nintendo's Switch might be taking off after all and the former maker of playing cards and urine themed consoles has ramped up orders for the Nintendo Switch to two million units a month.
Has to pay $10.1 million because Wii players fall over a lot
The former maker of playing cards, Nintendo, has been told that it has to pay $10 billion to a Dallas medical motion-detection company which claims to have invented motion sensors to detect when old people fall over.
Nintendo can't make enough of them
The former maker of playing cards is having difficulty keeping up with demand for its Nintendo Switch console but it seems that this is turning a supply cock-up into a money spinner with people actually thinking that the Switch is desirable.
Bog standard profits at last
The former maker of the Wii, Nintendo, said it swung to a profit in the first quarter, beating analyst estimates thanks to strong demand for the Switch.
Cited as one reason for NES Classic's seasonal release timeframe
Following the short-lived release of its sellout NES Classic console in November, Nintendo says it has “a lot going on right now” following the console’s largely successful reception.
Company has sold at least 2 million units since November
Nintendo has announced that it will stop producing the NES Classic next month following a rather short four-month release window from November 2016.
And not to light speed
Nintendo fanboys who have been complaining that Fudzilla does not like the Switch might better direct their complaints to the firm for releasing a product which appears blighted with problems.
Militant vegans up in arms over milking game
Nintendo fanboys have been hitting any story which claims that the console is not true perfection, but it appears now that they will have to take on the might of animal rights group PETA.
You probably were not expecting this
When the Nintendo Switch arrived, we pointed out that there is no way to externally back up game save data stored on the system and this would lead to all sorts of headaches.
Sold a million in the first week
Despite complaints that the Switch had a few problems, Nintendo thinks it will sell between 10-20 million of them in the first year.