A bit like Vista only using cats
Software king of the world, Microsoft is building a quantum computer which, in addition to potentially dead and alive cats, features parts which physicists are not sure actually exist.
Failing pound to blame
Software king of the world Microsoft is showing the UK the cost of its nationalism and retarded hatred of foreigners as it jacks up its post-Brexit prices by 13-22 percent.
And this time it is cloudy
After years languishing under the reign of its shy and retiring CEO Steve “there is a kind of hush” Ballmer, it seems that Microsoft is back in a role of global dominance, thanks to it actually betting on cloud technology reasonably early.
Let down by suppliers
Software king of the world, Microsoft is sourcing the parts for its servers itself rather than relying on its ODM partners.
And the United Kingdom
Microsoft has released its HoloLens AR gear for developers in France, Germany, Ireland and the United Kingdom.
Two-in-One and notebooks
Word on the street is that Microsoft's partner on its next-generation Surface Pro series 2-in-1 and notebook products including the Surface Pro 5, Surface Book 2 and new Surface-brand desktops (which are likely all-in-one PCs) will be Pegatron.
Singing the sales blues
Microsoft has decided to kill off its band, wearable fitness gizmo – arguably one of the better fitness toys out there.
Own glorious version of “Office” and Windows on five year plan
Tsar Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin is ordering a purge of all things Microsoft from the glorious Russias.
We know what you do in meetings
Microsoft has announced several new artificial intelligence (AI)-powered features for Office 365 and Dynamics 365 for Sales.
Close to target but no cigar
Software king of the world Microsoft has told the world that Windows 10 is now running on 400 million active devices as of today – that is an increase of 100 million from May and 207 million at the end of March.