China ready to overthrow smartphone hierarchy
Published in Mobiles

Huawei closer to Samsung and Apple

The latest IDC Worldwide Quarterly Mobile Phone Tracker indicates that there maybe problems ahead for Apple and Samsung. 

Analyst dubs Apple a scaredy cat
Published in Wearables

Too frightened to reveal iWatch failure

A German analyst has dismissed Apple's claims that it does not want to reveal its iWatch figures because it would give the competition an advantage.

Apple wants India to make up for China
Published in Mobiles

Looking to recruit slum dog millionaires

Fruity Cargo Cult Apple is looking to replace what is predicted to become a shrinking market in China by adopting a missionary position for its cargo cult in India.

Apple inserts bug into OSX
Published in News

Allows designer malware

The software genii at Apple have redesigned their OSX software to allow malware makers to make designer micro-software that can infect Macs with rootkits.

Apple has 75 percent of smartwatch market
Published in Wearables

That is how miserable the market is

Despite the poor figures Apple Watch is the best player in the awful wearables market. 

ARM being dragged down by Apple
Published in Processors

Too close for shareholders

Investors in ARM are deeply worried about its close relationship to the fruity cargo cult Apple.

We were right Apple results are grim
Published in News

Tame Apple Press is spinning like a mad thing

Yesterday we warned the Tame Apple Press would be spinning what were expected to be bad results and we were right.

Apple adverts show it has lost its way
Published in Mobiles

Admits that others are doing the same things cheaper

Apple's latest wave of adverts seem dedicated to the fact that its rivals are producing products that are the same and much cheaper

Apple press gears up for shock results
Published in News

They will be great honestly

The Tame Apple Press is gearing up to spin tomorrow's financial results, even though there are some suggestions that they will not be that great.

Apple stuffs up iPod release
Published in Wearables

It does not work with Apple Music

Apple appears to have forgotten all about its new iPod and forgotten to make it play nice with Apple music.