IWatch failed claims analyst
Published in Wearables


“Collectables” for fanboys

Apples’ iWatch has been dismissed as a “collectable” for fanboys which made no real impact on the market.

Why aren’t you looking at me?
Published in Mobiles


Apple phones will know when you are not looking at them

Apple’s iPhone7 is going to be equipped with a new feature which will look at your eyes to see if you are daring to look at something else.

Apple losing its music collectors
Published in News


Even Wired seems to think so

Apple is losing its music fanbase thanks to some rather silly decisions and even the Tame Apple Press is agreeing that it is happening.

EU probes Amazon and Apple’s ebook cartel
Published in News


It seems that Jobs Mob has not learnt about not playing monopoly

While it waits for the US Supreme Court to let it off the hook for the last book cartel it organised, fruity cargo cult Apple is about to face an investigation for another one.

Dell mocks Cook’s PC doom-saying
Published in News


The “post-pc” era has been good for the PC

Tin-box shifter Michael Dell mocked the prophecy of the Grand mufti of the Apple Cargo cult, Tim Cook who insisted that the PC was on its way out.

Intel might lose Apple contract
Published in Processors


Fanboy thinks x86 is doomed

Intel is about to lose its lucrative contract to supply Apple gear as Jobs’ Mob thinks its own ARM based chips can do better

Cook: Trust me you don't need a PC any more
Published in Notebooks


Still makes Macs of course

The grand mufti of the Apple cargo cult has shown that he still has his fingers on the technology pulse by claiming that the world wants to dump their PCs to buy his overpriced Surface Clone knock-off.

Hackers can hold Mac users to ransom
Published in News


Pay up or your Coldplay collection gets it

It seems that Apple fanboys article of faith about them being safe from ransomware because their expensive PC’s had a magical Apple logo on them has turned out to be false.

Intel inside flagship luxury Swiss watch
Published in Wearables


TAG Heuer for $1500


Traditional luxury Swiss watchmaker TAG Heuer has announced its $1500 smartwatch which is a victory for Intel.

Apple’s Surface Clone goes on sale
Published in News


iPad Pro arriving later this week

Apple’s version of Microsoft’s Surface PC will be available offering shedloads of technology that fanboys have mocked for years with a reassuringly expensive price tag.