This time it peeved the Pixies
There is something really wrong with the fruity cargo cult Apple’s relationship with the time – for some reason its programmers always have trouble with it.
Analysts worried about cracks in the dam
Despite doing its best to spin yesterday’s results, the Fruity cargo cult Apple’s figures are starting to show signs that the outfit is unable to maintain its record growth.
So much for ruling the world
The fruity cargo cult Apple’s attempts to dominate the mobile payments industry appear to have stalled.
Still not hit rock bottom
Global notebook shipments have continued to fall and do not appear to have hit rock bottom yet.
Fourth generation arrives Friday
Apple has just started accepting the pre-orders for the fourth generation Apple TV. You can get one in USA or most parts of the Europe.
Acadamy Award winner Jonathan Cohen
Missionaries from the fruity cargo cult Apple’s HR department have converted one of Nvidia’s top AI brains.
Who is copying whom?
The Tame Apple Press has been attacking HTC claiming that its HTC One A9 looks exactly like the iPhone, however the outfit is claiming that it is really the other way around.
The rumours might be half true
Earlier this week we wrote how Intel had assigned an army of minions to get its modem under the bonnet of the iPhone 7, however there is one elephant in the room which makes this nearly impossible – CDMA.
But at least they can dye their hair
Despite Apple’s claims, its glorious iPhone is still being made in terrible working conditions, according to the New York-based China Labor Watch.
Investigate privacy issues
The Irish Government is very close to Facebook and Apple, which use the country as a tax haven, however a few eyebrows were raised when its Data Protection Commissioner refused to investigate a data privacy complaint by Austrian law student Max Schrems.