Apple's TV service on hold
Published in News

As expected

Apple's over-hyped television service has been put on ice, pretty much like we expected.

Apple is mostly white blokes
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Press pretends it is otherwise

The Tame Apple Press is doing its best to spin a story about how diverse Apple is after the company admitted it was mostly populated by white men.

Apple fanboy nearly gunned down
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Blames Canada for losing chance of Darwin award

An Apple fanboy can thank the fact that he was not living in the US and black as a reason why he was not gunned down by police.

Android users are more loyal than Apple fanboys
Published in Mobiles


We were surprised 

There is a myth in the Apple cult that once you buy one of its shiny toys you will be a dedicated follower for the rest of your miserable life. However a new statistic suggests that is not quite, but completely untrue.

Apple exterminates plans for a cheap iPhone
Published in Mobiles

We didnt get where we are today by making things affordable

Apple is about to spike plans to make a cheaper, plastic iPhone 6C.

Apple kisses good-bye to China sales
Published in Mobiles

Let's make ourselves more expensive

Fruity cargo cult Apple has been telling the world and its dog that it will stop its falling iPhone sales by expanding into China.

Quanta shows that notebooks ain't dead yet
Published in Notebooks

Down but better than last year

Notebook ODM Quanta Computer has proven that there is still some life in the notebook market.

Cortana headed for Android and iOS
Published in Mobiles

Better than anything they have

Software giant Microsoft is onto a winner with its Cortana search and has plans to bring it to iOS and Android.

Lenovo is global PC leader
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Tablets dying

Beancounters at Canalys have added up all their numbers and divided by their shoe size to name Lenovo the biggest PC leader.

Apple spends a fortune protecting Cook
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From what?

Fruity cargo cult Apple is so terrified that something bad will happen to its leader Tim Cook that it spends nearly $700,000 to protect him.