Aluminium charges in a minute
Published in Mobiles


Could replace lithium-ion batteries

A team of US boffins have emerged from their smoke filled labs claiming that they have a replacement for lithium-ion batteries

New Apple TV will not stream 4K
Published in News


Cutting edge? Not likely

Fruity cargo cult Apple has decided that there is no point being cutting edge and expensive when you can peddle old technology and still charge an arm and a leg.

Tame Apple Press tries to give Samsung bendgate
Published in Mobiles


Fails

The Tame Apple Press desperate to prove that the technologically superior Galaxy S6 had the same bending problem as Apple's iPhone 6 might have bitten off more than it could chew.

EU investigates  Apple anti-trust music antics
Published in News


Time to face the music

EU regulators think it is time that Apple faced the music over the way it has handled its streaming service in the old country.

Apple MacBook has same performance as 2012 Air
Published in Notebooks


You get what you pay for

When the new MacBook came out the Tame Apple press launched a ton of free PR for their favourite company praising how much it looked like Apple's Air.

Apple sucks up to gold iwatch buyers
Published in Wearables


Always believe in your soul, you've got the power to know, you're indestructable

Fruity cargo cult Apple is apparently planning to butter up those people who are so stupidly rich they think that a £13,500 gold iWatch is a good idea.

Pebble rocks kickstarter again
Published in Wearables


Most successful project ever

Maker of a smartwatch Pebble's latest Kickstarter project  has done extremely well and raised a total of $20,338,986 from 78,471 backers.

Apple buys and closes open source Database outfit
Published in News


A clash of two religions

Apple has shut down an open-source database outfit called FoundationDB after quietly buying up the outfit and not mentioning it.

How Apple created a climate of fear among developers
Published in News


Retraction always follows criticism

A top development blog has revealed that there is a climate of fear among the developer community about criticising the fruity cargo cult Apple's slumping software standards.

Apple staff to offer fashion advice
Published in Wearables


Because they are so damn hip

The fruity cargo cult Apple has decide that the world needs fashion advice from the spotty, tee-shirt wearing "genii" who populate its modern cathedrals to consumer shallowness.