New, cutting edge, super cool, innovative
The super cool, innovative, and cutting edge fruity tax-dodging cargo cult, Apple has once again beaten its rivals by producing an AI personal assistant.
It's like Apples and Oranges
The Grand Mufti of the fruity cargo-cult Apple, Tim Cook has been on the blower to the US President to tell him not to duck out of the Paris climate accord.
It is too big to do anything useful
Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak has said that Apple’s days of coming up with anything are gone.
Not the design – the gouging of users
While Microsoft makes a Surface Pro which is far better than Apple products, the software giant has copied Jobs’ Mob’s marketing and price gouging antics.
Replace fanboys with AI
Fruity tax-dodging cargo-cult Apple is working out a way to cut out a major weakness in its devices' business model – its users.
Ipad and iPhone might have crashed a plane
Fruity cargo-cult Apple has agreed to help a French inquiry into a plane crash.
Legal department is a bit too busy
Qualcomm's own shareholders have sued the chipmaker for creating too many lawsuits.
Fitness devices are reasonable at monitoring heart rate but can’t track calories burnt to save their lives.
Second half of 2017 with products in 2018
Despite shedloads of delays and technological bottlenecks micro LED products will start to arrive in the second half of the year with full production ready for 2018.