Rumour: Apple Watch manufacturing halved
Published in Wearables


Technical issues or soft demand?

A nasty rumour about the Apple Watch simply refuses to die, and now there’s a bit more info on Apple’s smartwatch blues. 

Apple expels Windows 7 from garden of earthy delights
Published in News


Lost the business case 

Fruity cargo cult Apple has decided that Microsoft's venerable Windows 7 needs to be expelled from its walled garden of earthly delights.

Intel could be the Lazerus of the Mobile market
Published in Mobiles


It might be back from the dead this time

Chipzilla has launched its latest campaign to get back into the mobile market, and this time it might just get away with it.

Apple to build reality distortion field
Published in Wearables


Now you can see into its world

Fruity cargo cult Apple's grip on reality has always been somewhat tentative, but now its genii are apparently working out a way of copying Google, Microsoft and VR by creating artificial reality specs.

Internet explorer and Safari users are rubbish employees
Published in News


New Survey dismisses default setting people

People who use Internet Explorer are more likely to be rubbish at their jobs, according to a new survey.

America dismisses Apple Pay
Published in News


Only greenbacks in the Land of the Fee

It seems that the artificial hype generated by the Tame Apple Press about Apple Pay is failing to interest the man on the street.

Fundholders slammed for Apple dependence
Published in News


Breaking investment rules

While some financial fund-holders are flogging their Apple shares, those who remain are increasingly getting slammed for not seeing the writing on the wall.

Man turns to crack dealing to buy Apple Watch
Published in Wearables


Daft excuses of our time

A Chinese bloke turned to crime so that he could afford to follow the voices in his head which told him he needed an iWatch. 

Apple blames servers for outage
Published in News


Networking skills showing

Apple's legendary ability to build super secure robust networks which are the envey of every serious networking company in the world came to the fore this week. 

Developers can't do anything with the iWatch
Published in Wearables


It is bloody useless

If Apple was hoping that developers would invent Apps for its overpriced iWatch, it is sadly mistaken.