Apple Pay stalls
Published in Mobiles
27 October 2015

Apple Pay stalls

So much for ruling the world

The fruity cargo cult Apple’s attempts to dominate the mobile payments industry appear to have stalled.

Notebook sales sink 17.5 per cent
Published in Notebooks

Still not hit rock bottom

Global notebook shipments have continued to fall and do not appear to have hit rock bottom yet.

Apple taking preorders for new TV
Published in News

Fourth generation arrives Friday

Apple has just started accepting the pre-orders for the fourth generation Apple TV. You can get one in USA or most parts of the Europe.

Apple converts Nvidia's AI expert
Published in Graphics

Acadamy Award winner Jonathan Cohen

Missionaries from the fruity cargo cult Apple’s HR department have converted one of Nvidia’s top AI brains.

Apple cloned our designs moans HTC
Published in Mobiles

Who is copying whom?

The Tame Apple Press has been attacking HTC claiming that its HTC One A9 looks exactly like the iPhone, however the outfit is claiming that it is really the other way around.

Can Intel's army of minions get its modem into the iPhone7?
Published in Mobiles

The rumours might be half true

Earlier this week we wrote how Intel had assigned an army of minions to get its modem under the bonnet of the iPhone 7, however there is one elephant in the room which makes this nearly impossible – CDMA.

iPhone 6S still made in poor working conditions
Published in Mobiles

But at least they can dye their hair

Despite Apple’s claims, its glorious iPhone is still being made in terrible working conditions, according to the New York-based China Labor Watch.

Irish watchdog told to bite Facebook and Apple
Published in News

Investigate privacy issues

The Irish Government is very close to Facebook and Apple, which use the country as a tax haven, however a few eyebrows were raised when its Data Protection Commissioner refused to investigate a data privacy complaint by Austrian law student Max Schrems.

Apple claims new iPhone is unhackable
Published in Mobiles

And the Titanic was unsinkable

Fruity cargo cult Apple has claimed in court that the new version of its iOS is completely unhackable and even it does not know how to do it.

Intel has minion army working on LTE chips for Apple
Published in Processors

Will work for Bannahnah

Intel has apparently an army of minions working on an LTE chip for Apple.