Prove to us you are not a zombie dictator from Babylon
Apple has come up with a wizard wheeze to stop people claiming refunds on its overpriced products. It is demanding that you prove that you are not a dead dictator.
At least it has some good news
While you would be forgiven for thinking that Samsung is stuffed thanks to the Note 7 fiasco, the story is far from over. The Korean phone company has been making all the right moves which in the long term will pay off big time.
See Brexit was good for Brits after all
The fruity cargo-cult Apple is jacking up the prices of its already pricey goods in the UK.
As iPhone friendly as a great white shark
The fruity tax-dodging cargo-cult Apple wants punters to waste $2,399 on a new MacBook Pro which has a design flaw which makes the gear as user friendly to iPhones as I am.
Coming in three versions
Apple has "unveiled" its newest Apple MacBook Pro 2016 notebooks at its special Hello Again event, confirming earlier rumors of OLED Touch Bar, Touch ID and USB-C ports.
Smashing but expensive time
The French Apple customer who became an internet sensation with his rather clear view of Apple products has avoided going to jail for smashing the shiny gear with his balls of steel.
Now hear this
Fruity tax dodging cargo-cult Apple has put the brakes on the release of its super-expensive and largely pointless ear-buds.
Apple sees first sales decline since 2001
The shine has finally come off the tax-dodging fruity cargo cult Apple and no amount of spinning is saving it.
There could be a memory shortage for PC vendors brewing, after aggressive short-term orders coming in from smartphone vendors.