Enemy of my enema
Chinese smartphone vendors are so worried that Apple is strong arming AMOLED suppliers to suck supply that they have formed their own consortium to fight it.
Quality that only money can buy
Apple’s expensive new MacBook Pros are shipping with an expensive feature which causes the pricey speakers in the machines to self-destruct.
Fruity tax-dodging cargo-cult Apple’s new iOS update shows its software superiority once again after Jobs’ Mob issued the update without testing it properly with its own applications.
OLED screens might not be happening after all
Rumours that Apple is not going to have an OLED screen in its iPhone 8 are proving costly to its key supplier Universal Display.
Bigger tablets are more popular with enterprises
Apple looks set to launch a 10.5-inch iPad in 2017, because businesses and schools want them – apparently.
Subsiding production like all good socialists
Donald “Prince of Orange” Trump has said that he is prepared to offer all sorts of sweeteners so that Apple will set up a plant in the US.
As if that is a good thing
The Tame Apple Press is running a story patting its favourite toy maker on the back for making the most profits.
Does it have to keep copying us?
The software king of the world, Microsoft, is starting to hassle Apple for its lack of originality.
Now more past its sell by date than Steve Jobs
The fruity tax-dodging cargo-cult Apple appears to be seeking to be the world leader in vapourware by promising shedloads of products which never turn up.
Jobs’ Mob really has scored an own goal
Developers are being forced away from Apple’s Macbook Pro line and onto proper Windows based computers for the first time because someone in Apple’s design department forgot that they needed the escape and function keys.