Brave technology failure
Apple fanboys who wasted money “upgrading” to the iPhone 7 have been blessed with a new “feature” which turns off their controls.
While every IT company in the entire universe appears to be hyping the internet of things (IoT) as the next big thing, there’s very little substance to the claims.
Fanboys look foward to being dragged kicking and screaming into 2016
Fruity tax dodger Apple is going to be putting AMD’s Polaris under the bonnet of its much needed iMac refresh.
You get what you pay for
When it is not hissing at customers for making it work, Apple’s new iPhone 7 is using Airplane mode as an excuse for a permanent snooze.
Mind the Gap
It seems that Apple did not remove the headphone jack to allow it to provide more space after all.
We hate you all
Apple hates its customers so much the iPhone 7 hisses at them, particularly if they insist on making it actually do something hard.
This is going to hurt
On the day that Apple’s iPhone 7 went on sale in Japan, it’s emerged that it’s been told to pay a hefty $118 million (¥12 billion) by government tax authorities in the country.
We thought this might be the case
It look like Apple marketing might convince Americans to renew their phone but even the Tame Apple Press admits that Jobs’ Mob is not having much luck convincing the Chinese.
Think of the children
Upgrading your iPhone might cause a few problems for parents who don’t like their children seeing online porn.
But no one is talking about numbers
The fruity tax dodger Apple is seeing its share price soar on the back of industry spin about the iPhone 7’s success, but there are actually no signs that the shiny toy is doing as well as the Tame Apple Press would have you believe.