Apple has 75 percent of smartwatch market
Published in Wearables

That is how miserable the market is

Despite the poor figures Apple Watch is the best player in the awful wearables market. 

ARM being dragged down by Apple
Published in Processors

Too close for shareholders

Investors in ARM are deeply worried about its close relationship to the fruity cargo cult Apple.

We were right Apple results are grim
Published in News

Tame Apple Press is spinning like a mad thing

Yesterday we warned the Tame Apple Press would be spinning what were expected to be bad results and we were right.

Apple adverts show it has lost its way
Published in Mobiles

Admits that others are doing the same things cheaper

Apple's latest wave of adverts seem dedicated to the fact that its rivals are producing products that are the same and much cheaper

Apple press gears up for shock results
Published in News

They will be great honestly

The Tame Apple Press is gearing up to spin tomorrow's financial results, even though there are some suggestions that they will not be that great.

Apple stuffs up iPod release
Published in Wearables

It does not work with Apple Music

Apple appears to have forgotten all about its new iPod and forgotten to make it play nice with Apple music.

A9 chip production starts
Published in News

Delayed by Apple

Samsung and TSMC have started production of the chip which is supposed to be under the bonnet of the iPhone 6s.

TSMC sees profit slowing
Published in Processors

Looks like Apple sales are not that good

Chipmaker TSMC's second quarter profit growth slowed to 33 percent year-on-year as sales fell for the second consecutive period on weaker smartphone demand in China and other emerging markets.

Apple takes 92 per cent of smartphone profits
Published in Mobiles

But only has 20 percent of sales

You might love your android phone as much as you want but the numbers seems to be working better for Apple. 

Apple not too keen on big tablets any more
Published in Mobiles

Orders slowing down

Fruity cargo cult Apple is not that keen on placing orders for its 12.9-inch iPad, despite claims that "bigger is better" could save the tech.