Apple builds another data centre
Published in News


But is it another customs dodge?


Fruity tax-dodging cargo-cult Apple appears to have another wizard scheme to avoid paying customs duties while getting the government’s thumbs up.

Apple tanking in PCs
Published in Notebooks
09 January 2017

Apple tanking in PCs


Users giving up


While the Tame Apple Press is doing its best to claim that Apple will replace Microsoft as the world’s leading OS, it appears to be covering a story which shows that the fruity cargo cult is losing ground in in PCs.

2016 was the year Cook's Apple lost the plot
Published in News


Its numbers are ok but it forgot who its users are 

A top Silicon Valley veteran has blasted Apple for its terrible performance last year.

Apple invests a billion in Saudi based scheme
Published in News


Getting political

Fruity tax-dodging cargo-cult Apple is sticking a billion dollars in a tech fund being set up with Softbank to put billions into Saudi Arabia's Public Investment Fund (PIF).

Apple survived New Year's Eve
Published in News


But Cloudflare didn’t


Fruity tax-dodging cargo-cult Apple did not see its iPhone’s break over New Year’s Eve after the world added a “leap second”.

Qualcomm cleans Apple’s clock
Published in Processors


A leaked TuTu benchmark shows Qualcomm’s superiority

A new AnTuTu benchmark for Snapdragon 835 has been leaked online ahead of Qualcomm's announcement at CES 2017.

Slides of Windows 10 running on a Snapdragon
Published in Mobiles


The way of things to come

Slides of Windows 10 running on an ARM device powered by Qualcomm's Snapdragon 835 have tipped up before they are shown at CES 2017 this week.

Apple knows its wireless airbuds fall out
Published in Mobiles


Didn’t stop them releasing them

Fruity tax-dodging cargo-cult Apple knows that its expensive wireless airbuds fall out of your ears and apparently patented a fix. Only it never used it.

Apple cuts iPhone production by 10 percent this quarter
Published in News


Device activations still top holiday charts


Apple is expected to cut back its production of iPhone devices by about 10 percent in the first financial quarter of 2017 due to slower than expected sales, according to a Nikkei daily report filed on Thursday.

Exploding Note 7 did not help Apple
Published in Mobiles


Analyst angers the Tame Apple Press


NPD analyst Stephen Baker is off the Christmas Card list of the members of the Tame Apple Press which are furious that he made a comment saying that Apple had failed to capitalise on Samsung’s exploding Note 7.