New iMac will be a Polaris
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Fanboys look foward to being dragged kicking and screaming into 2016

Fruity tax dodger Apple is going to be putting AMD’s Polaris under the bonnet of its much needed iMac refresh.

IPhone 7 refuses to reconnect after airport mode "holiday"
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You get what you pay for

When it is not hissing at customers for making it work, Apple’s new iPhone 7 is using Airplane mode as an excuse for a permanent snooze.

Apple did not lose the headphone jack to get extra space
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Mind the Gap

It seems that Apple did not remove the headphone jack to allow it to provide more space after all.

iPhone 7 hisses at owners
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19 September 2016

iPhone 7 hisses at owners


We hate you all

Apple hates its customers so much the iPhone 7 hisses at them, particularly if they insist on making it actually do something hard.

Apple stung with another huge tax bill
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This is going to hurt

On the day that Apple’s iPhone 7 went on sale in Japan, it’s emerged that it’s been told to pay a hefty $118 million (¥12 billion) by government tax authorities in the country.

iPhone 7 fails to wow China
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We thought this might be the case

It  look like Apple marketing might convince Americans to renew their phone but even the Tame Apple Press admits that Jobs’ Mob is not having much luck convincing the Chinese.

iOS “feature” helps kids distribute pony porn
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Think of the children

Upgrading your iPhone might cause a few problems for parents who don’t like their children seeing online porn.

iPhone 7 spinning working
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15 September 2016

iPhone 7 spinning working


But no one is talking about numbers

The fruity tax dodger Apple is seeing its share price soar on the back of industry spin about the iPhone 7’s success, but there are actually no signs that the shiny toy is doing as well as the Tame Apple Press would have you believe.

US Samsung Note 7 bans aimed at protecting Apple
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Koreans think it is an over reaction

Korean experts are getting a little miffed at the way that the US government is handling Samsung’s Galaxy Note 7 recall and is starting to suspect that it is an attempt to protect Apple.

iPhone 7 and iPhone 7 Plus battery sizes confirmed
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Slight upgrade compared to the last generation

While Apple was not keen to reveal any precise specifications regarding its new iPhone 7 and iPhone 7 Plus smartphones, a listing on TENAA confirms the battery size in both of these smartphones and a couple of first reviews do confirm  longer battery life.